Get off my homepage, get out of my email, get out of my whole entire face. I can’t go anywhere in my Gmail without Google Motion popping up. I’m sorry but I really think I’m going to pass on using sign language to reply to emails. That dude looks like a complete fucking idiot, like it’s all well and good when he’s standing there doing a demonstration but I’d like to see him do that in an office full of people. “Hey Bob, what the fucking hell are you doing?” “Oh nothing Bill, just emailing some important business people with Google Motion. I already accidentally emailed my entire contacts list the words ‘go fuck yourself’ with a picture of my penis, but I think it’s going to work great once I get the hang of it.”
Get it out of my face.
UPDATE: Even if it’s an April Fools joke, closed captions still isn’t.
So soothing. I’m so relaxed right now. I wish this guy would serenade me to sleep every night in his rainbow Hawaiian short sleeved button up and non matching hair and beard. So sexy.
(I’m using this video as an example because it happens to have hilarious closed captions)
So as a lot of you guys know, I always read all of the comments here on Stool Lala, all my tips emails, tweets, Facebook messages/comments, YouTube messages/comments… I mean that’s a lot of reading so sorry if I don’t get back to everyone. But I was going through some YouTube comments yesterday, and someone mentioned that the closed captions for my How To Trick People video are hysterical. I realized that although I knew the closed captions were available, I’ve never used them because I’m not a deaf person. Like why bother.
Well my friends, if there are videos you like on YouTube, this gives you a whole new reason to go back and look at them. YouTube closed captions are quite possibly the most inaccurate tool on the internet. I’ve literally been watching every YouTube video I can think of, laughing at it, then turning on CC’s and re-laughing at it. If you don’t know how to turn on CC’s here’s a step by step guide to lol’ing for the next year or so.
Step 1.) Click on the title of the YouTube video so it takes you to the YouTube page (CC option isn’t above because it’s embedded, you need to be on the actual YouTube page). If you’re already on a YouTube page then you’re all set.
Step 2.) Click on the little CC button on the lower bar underneath the video (you may have to scroll back over it after you click it and it turns red to give you the pop up bar). It should give you a few options, click on the “Transcribe Audio” button.
Want want want want want. I wasn’t even really sure until now that owls had the capacity to be adorable. Just big bug eyed birds that like to eat live mammals and spit out their bones, not something that would typically fall into my desired pet category. But if he’s going to be ridiculously handsome and play peekaboo with me all day, he can come be on my team of tiny furry things that make videos for a living. I’m thinking he would be a pretty solid addition.
So this was my first attempt to UStream from my phone ever, and it was at The Estate before work. It gets pretty stupid once we go down to dance because you can’t really hear/see anything except loud/blackness. But for those of you who don’t tune into my UStreams you’re missing out on a good time. Usually when we do it it’s at my house and I answer ten thousand of the same questions over and over again, but it’s still really cool.
Haha is this girl going to be alright? What was that like 11 shots? More? I don’t think I’ve taken a total of 11 shots in the past year let alone in one night before I even leave my house. I would be puking up my miserable vegan diet before the “get dressed” part. I mean I know I come off as a hard ass here on the blog, but for those of you who watch my Friday night UStreams… the cat’s out of the bag. I’m a drinking pussy to the max. I mean how many times have you seen Seth pick up my beer and jiggle it around to see how much is in there after 3 hours of drinking and go, “that’s your first beer.” And then shake his head in disappoint at me. Like a million. #Fail. By the way I think I just figured out that I can record and show you guys previously recorded UStreams. I’ll find a hot one and post it. Yeah. I’ll do that.
Wow this actually makes it seem like a really good song (not better than Gang Fight, when he covers that song then we’ll really be in business). I don’t like the way that piano sounds though, like play it a little faster and we’re in a silent film in the wild wild west bro, get a keyboard, but other than that I think I love this kids voice. Gets the bitches wet you know what I’m sayin?
