Did The Slave Really Just Changed His Facebook Picture To This?
My facebook newsfeed just informed me that Devlin the intern slave has both changed and commented on his own photo, no other comments on it I might add. It reads “just playing the game like a lil kid” …. right. Anyways, I find it rather fitting considering that he probably really will look just like that in about 6 days when Barstool invades Cancun. Except drunker and bigger, but probably with the same amount of muscle mass. I still haven’t decided if I think it’s good game when guys change their profile pictures to their baby pictures. On the one hand, it shows that you were sweet and adorable and that maybe you still are, girls love that. But on the other hand, it makes me think that you’re too ugly to have a grown up picture of yourself so you just throw your baby pics up there from when you used to be good looking. I mean would it get me laid if I changed my profile picture to this:
P.S. No joke this is seriously my baby picture. I was born with a curly black afro don’t ask me what happened because the answer is I don’t know.
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no joke. that picture was on my milk carton this morning.
What’s the mailman look like?
Is he really wearing layered wife beaters and a pink glow necklace?
Also, holy shit, that is the greatest baby hair i’ve ever seen.
what the fuck, you got here on the Mayflower?
So now that you’ve run out of “Face” emails to blog about you’re just going to start posting your fb news feed here?
That picture looks like you are not finished coming out of the vagina yet
Holy fuck, Jenna that’s a crazy picture. Your baby picture legit reminds me of this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAdnzbiZoiM you could’ve made bank if you was in this commercial/show.
LOL @ Jennas pick, i knew you had some black and you and i wasnt talking about me being inside you
Pretty sure the slave has a little gay in him
You look like a mormon.
Guess this is a great time to bust this one out.
http://crustyelbows.wordpress.com/2011/03/02/why-do-ugly-girls-do-the-face/
I think it’s great! You should do movie reviews like your dad did:
http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/gene-shalit.jpg
your peripheral vision has to make eye doctors blush
Holy crap Jenna, you never told us that you were Screech Powers!!!!!
It could be because I have the flu, but your baby picture made me laugh so hard that I threw up.
Did the ” Illiterate Jew ” write the blog title for you? Fix that shit.
HAHA you look like my Aunt Muriel
I have to agree. You have to change the title.
is that the legendary abby making an appearance ???
yeah you definitely look like someone’s aunt. in a great way, though!
you look like you weigh the same amount as you did in your baby picture, but are about 4 feet taller than then.