Fuck Marry Kill
Christiano Rinaldo
David Beckham
Tim Cahill
Today we have the hottest soccer players I can think of (because no one really gives a fuck about soccer… except everyone else in the world) Christiano Rinaldo, David Beckham, and Tim Cahill. First of all I’m fucking the shit out of Christiano Rinaldo. He is hot sweaty soccer sex. Best in the world, young, looks like a model straight off the runways of Milan. I want him on top of me as bad as Jennifer Aniston wants a husband. Then I’m going to marry David Beckham, you’d be stupid not to. He’s got just about everything going for him and I want my kids to have mohawks. That means I’m going to kill Tim Cahill because even though he’s hot, chances are you’ve never heard of him before. Well that’s because he plays soccer. Nice try, next time maybe you should pick football, basketball, or baseball or start posing for some American clothing designers if you want anyone to give a shit about you pal.
Fuck- Christinao Rinaldo
Marry- David Beckham
Kill- Tim Cahill
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I’d rather fuck Beckham once and marry Rinaldo and fuck him 5x a day everyday. Don’t know who the other guy is so he’s getting the axe. Easy peasy.
Brother in Law – David Beckham. Easily to chill with and hang start a bromance with.
Friend – Rinaldo. Dude is a total prick but he brings value to the friendship with gathering the women.
Kill – Cahill. Never heard of him, to lazy to look him up and I really don’t care.
listen to techno music at work, just chillin, what else would expect from a black man
not to be at work?
Jill, I love you and want to have half Sea Monster babies with you because you are pure hilariousness.
….Sea Monster is in for a surprise.
haha General no shit
General Tzo, there’s a cock and balls involved in this, isn’t there?
Excuse me while I puke until blood comes out…
it’s ok Sea Monster you aren’t the first person to get tricked because I dressed up my normal Jackofspades name in drag for stoolala
True story. When I’m on BSB and BSNY I’m not a General of the find culinary army. I’m just known as Skeeter.
LOL Jillofspades, you know General is black too, he also has a job as well, hard to believe right?
I know you might not like soccer but how fucking dumb could you be. When you google rinaldo it auto correct you to RONALDO, how did you not notice that before spelling it wrong throughout the entire blog