So ever since I blogged about that idiotic girl running a marathon and looking to me to help her raise money because she’s a poor graduate student (then don’t run a marathon, save yourself the shits and leg cramps and watch TV like the rest of us bitch) and I offered to give her my old Nintendo 64 to auction off which she REFUSED…. I’ve been trying to come up with a good way to give this thing away to a Lala land reader. But I can’t think of anything good. Like I thought about giving it to someone who made like the best pirate video or parody of me or sent me the funniest picture or something, but all that stuff is kind of lame. Writing contests are stupid, I don’t feel like reading. Sorry I really don’t. Should I bring it to the Barstool U launch party and give it to someone who shows me their tits? (assuming I’m still invited to it). Or should I just scrap the contest and make a video of me presenting it to random strangers on the street? See if anybody takes it? And then I’ll Indian give it to them and ask for it back? I don’t know. Give me some ideas people, my brain feels like someone stepped on it.
Here is what I am giving away (I think, I haven’t looked in the box it’s in)
- The Nintendo 64 thing and 2 controllers
- The games Chameleon and Super Mario. No Golden Eye or Mario Kart or anything cool, I sold those back to the game store when I was like sixteen for 20 bucks. Probably so I could pay off the kid in my grade with a mustache to buy me a six pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
So either email me your ideas at firstname.lastname@example.org or leave them in the comments section. Or if no one gives me a good idea I’ll just beat Chameleon for like the 800th time alone in my living room. That game is for babies.