Morning Cuteness
See this is exactly how I feel about Stool Lala right now. Feel like I lost my baby, except it may or may not be on my butt, I’m not sure. But apparently prezzy wants me to turn Lala land into whatever I want. You hear that? WHATEVER I WANT. That means:
No more abs and smokebros (sorry I don’t really give a shit about those, I’m borderline lesbian)
Less celebrity gossip of things that we don’t care about unless it’s a GD riot (i.e. pictures of Khloe Kardashian wearing animal hats and shoveling newborn babies into her face)
Videos videos videos. Sorry I know some of you are at work and can’t watch them, but then again many people have emailed me saying my site is the only one out of all the Barstools that is blocked at their work so… you win some you lose some. I’ve gotten pretty involved in the YouTube community and there is too much gold out there that you guys are missing out on. It needs to be delivered to the people.
More videos from me. In order to do that though the blog is going to be updated a little less. If I had 2 computers I could UStream while I was making videos (LIKE VIDEO INCEPTION?) but I don’t so somebody send me a new MacBook Pro asap.
More UStream from me. I know how much you guys love that little chat box and making fun of how far apart my eyes are.
More reader emails. That kind of stuff is the only thing that makes Stool Lala unique. You can go anywhere on the internet for what I was giving you guys before, but your pictures of crappy kids artwork and emails about Mexican Spices are Lala land all the way.
Let’s dance I’m ready to go.
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FUCK ME I’M ESSSITED!
BOOM! LA LA Land is staying. I feel like that scene in Hoosiers when Jimmy says he’ll only play if the coach stays.
Probably no one will get that reference.
Amber, when and where?
Can there be more pictures of Kym?
WE ARE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
WE ARE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
WE HAVE GOT OUR BLOG BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
Yeah I think this is what Stoollala needed all along. The smokebros and abs don’t attract chick readers right? Because it definitely detracts male readers from converting from the stool.
no more smokebros at all? come onnnnn there were some nice babies on there. congrats tho, happy you’re staying.
Scat King.. anytime, anywhere.. just make sure you bring pattymayo. Love that bitch.
we are born again! scissor me timbers! just sayin
still have MFK?
yeah do you guys like MFK? I hate thinking of guys can it be a bisexual MFK?
So yesterday was all one long “love me daddy” from a sad attention starved soul? Low even by your standards. “dancing” half naked? Not enough attention. Own blog? not enough attention. Me me me everyone look at me and tell me I’m great.
amberlamps says: Scat King.. anytime, anywhere.. just make sure you bring pattymayo. Love that bitch.
DEAL! I’ll bring the camera and the paddle, you bring the handcuffs and oil.
if you watched what Jenna said yesterday, it’s a matter of a couple months before Stoolala is gone
Scat King doesn’t vote on MFK, but he reads the funny comments on the MFK blog.
Can we get like 2 lesbo MFK’s a week for the guys?
Somewhere, Spike is furiously masterbating.
Jenna you could revolutionize the MFK game, just do whoever the fuck you want. Guys, girls,kids, whatever gets your undies wet.
Like someone said before, you should do Scissor-Stab-Soulmate with some hot bitches. Dudes will enjoy it, and the lesbots like myself will enjoy it as well. kGo!
thank fucking god
*sniffing my finger* BBYYAAAAAAAA!!!
i liked the part when you said lala land is staying but is going to be more awesome
my soul is glowing
Do you Jenna, I would’ve been upset if this site was no more, its by far the best imo
MFK should stay. Mix it up, chicks and dicks.
You should definitely make more videos. I’m still pissed you didn’t manage to make money off your first one that went big. Seems like bullshit to me.
Reader e-mail is great. more of that.
amber did you show everyone your boobs yesterday or what?
fell for the last day on earth trick :X
do MFK with chicks you gals want to scissor…it much more interesting to your demographic. remember, doing shit the girls want is USELESS…unless it involves chick on chick action!!
Jenna don’t get rid of the SMOKEBROS and Abs. All of the smokebros have been unreal. Lots of girls read the site, coworkers, family and friends talk about it weekly. Girls just don’t comment as much as the Tards that usually do because they are losers. Make Prez give you more time to get the traffic up!
Borderline lesbian? Can you define that?
girls dont (cant) like looking at pics of guys NEAR as much as us dirtballs like chicks looking at pics of chkcs…just sayin
THIS MADE MY DAY. Just kidding, but it sort of did.
1. tits or gtfo
2. see step 1.
Supernana: nobody saw my boobs yesterday. I can’t be that e-slutty.
Amber, I want to make your books look like cinnamon buns. That cool?
Where the fuck is BlackDude in all of this? I’m surprised he isn’t commenting off the wall right now. He probably offed himself last night due to the sadness.
This is fucking great news. In all honesty Jenna you are the stoollala brand and should have always been able to do whatever you wanted. Pres needs to keep his hands off this.
Pres is smart at marketing and building his Barstool brand, but the goal of La La land shouldn’t be the same as BSS Boston or NY
what the fuck is going on now, i gave out my private blackdude facebook page, FML, thanks Jenna, i acutally almost shed a tear for you last night and i was going to offically retire from the commenting on the internet blogs game
Oh well, you should have people that love stoolLALA do some vlogs and shit and post them, just people going nuts, if you need some ideas let me know
MFK has to be changed up, do some with commentors or whatever, do it with ugly pple too
LOVE MFK. prefer dudes but will definitely get involved with chick ones too. i particpated in the lesbo one you did for prez. so dont do any more for him and mix it up over here. please keep some dudes for us lame heteros. and be a good friend, throw us a smokebro bone once and awhile.
Al Czervik says:
February 9, 2011 at 10:02 am
Where the fuck is BlackDude in all of this? I’m surprised he isn’t commenting off the wall right now. He probably offed himself last night due to the sadness.
I have a lot of stuff to do at work today. so mad, who the fuck does real work at work? this is fucking america
MFK has to be changed up, do some with commentors or whatever, do it with ugly pple too
I’ll start: BlackDude, BJH, General Tzo
yay!
MENMENMEN, us women “tards” who comment here actually get laid and don’t need to look at some douchey college kid with no shirt on everyday so we can talk to our family (wtf?) about it. Why don’t you go back to reading this month’s Playgirl before you hurt yourself.
Jenna you absolutely should do a MFK with the commentors… ask which ones would be willing to send you a link to their facebook page… then randomize that shit up. We’re all good sports here, right…?
Abby?! WTF where have you been?
ABBY, SHOW ME YOUR NIPS.
@ Al C
Where the fuck is BlackDude in all of this? I’m surprised he isn’t commenting off the wall right now. He probably offed himself last night due to the sadness.
I have a lot of stuff to do at work today. so mad, who the fuck does real work at work? this is fucking america
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@Al C
Guys I saw on Twitter last night El Pres said he MAY be shutting LaLa land down. I’m not sure it’s totally guaranteed yet. I bet with a collective effort we could persuade him to keep it going!
1. you follow elpres on twitter?
2. pretty sure now this was a publicity stunt, once you tell everyone something is shutting down, everyone wants to know what is going on and all that jazz, FUCK all that noise
I advised Abby on the bat line, next step is going to try to make her come back to LALA land
MFK with commenters would be totally hilarious. Glad to see this site isn’t going anywhere (yet?). What else would i do with my free time?
I saw ambers nips last night. and then again when I beat off to it later.
BD I understand that you have to do work, I was just nervous that you had totally abandoned LaLa after yesterdays debacle.
And yes, I follow Pres on twitter. He sucks at it, but every now and again he gives interesting info that he doesnt post on the sites.
I dunno if it was a purposeful pub stunt, but it sure turned into one.
how much surface area are those nips eating up amber?
So wait…..StoolLala isn’t closing down anymore. Jenna no need to read the message I sent you on facebook. When do I start blogging on here, since everything is back up?
approx. 7 cm diameter. hawt
SO MUCH.
Al, it wasnt a stunt, Jenna emailed me so my bad on that statement, didnt check my emails first lol
Nah i told Jenna i had her back no matter, we are cool like that, now i have to figure a way out to sleep with her without her BF knowing, LOL Jk
2:1 skin to nip ratio?
Yea you could tell it wasnt, she was bummed in that video.
Fuck this BF talk, the agreement of the new LaLa should be Jenna has to be single and go on dates with her fave commenters.
What is this shit, I get a new work schedule, disappear from Stoollala, and it goes down the drain. Coincidence i think not. whats up fuckers!
Jenna lets smash…then leak the sex tape
WhiteDude, gtfo here man. You’ve been lost in the shuffle since october. I thought your ass might’ve died or the lady took your internet away.
The last 3 posts on The U are from Pres, Feitelberg, and KFC. Floundering site.
BJH, I’m coming up to your school this spring to party with you and your broads. Let them know ahead of time and give me a scouting report.
that site fucking blows hard.
its all like fucking usher videos and kids sliding down halls on tide.
WD
what the fuck is up, i thought you died too
BSJ, i havent been to the U, it sucks, it really does, not being a dick but a bunch of unemployeed college students dont make me laugh, only funny person is Devlin, and he only does so many post
so they dont get any pageviews from me
General Tzo, bring Jenna with you. We’ll have one big LaLa party with Four Lokos and ninja turtle backpacks.
P.S. the tail here is smokin.
FYI i want some chicks too add me to FB, checked this morning and another 10 dudes, WTF
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001936703649
Ladies add my ass, i need some ego juice
FYI i want some chicks too add me to FB, checked this morning and another 10 dudes, WTF http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001936703649
Ladies add my ass, i need some ego juice
You wanna save this site? Lets’s some some fingerblasting! SEX SELLS
Best news I’ve heard all day!! Awesome!! I vote continue FMK! Doesn’t matter who the fuck u put up, trust me none if us mind. Look forward to those awesome ideas you have to entertain us loyal lala landers who are all putting off doing actual work! I know they’ll be fucking hilarious whatever you decide!
awwww yeah Jenna’s back. Looking forward to the new style in LaLa Land. Let’s get it poppin’!
yay! can you still do MFK?!
whoa whoa whoa….FIRST LALA IS STAYING?! JUST CAME!
SECOND. I GET TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH AMBERLAMPS AND SCATKING-DOUBLE ORGASM OHHHHYAHHHHHHHHHH!
FYI i want some chicks too add me to FB, checked this morning and another 10 dudes, WTFhttp://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001936703649
Ladies add my ass, i need some ego juice
cool.
whoa whoa whoa….alischa and pattymayo are two new names to me. I’d like to get to know these ladies…..? I think.
BJH, I’m down with that. I’ll see what’s good with Jenna, might have to bribe her with some doggy toys.
pattymayo, hope you’re flexible. Gonna be some kinky shit going down.
I dont like girls who are flexible, I’d rather a girl to just lie there….Or preferably still be asleep
pattymayo, show me your nips/face. <3
im ready im ready im ready! thanks mom and dad for those gymnastic lessons..try and tell me i didnt know what i was doing when i was 6 asking for gymnastics…i was a creepy little fuck. been dtf ever since!
Who has valentine candles? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
WhiteDude’s hobbies include embalming, selling chloroform laced tissue and necrophilia.
General, word dude.
Damn right scat…best pick up line i have. “You gonna walk to your car alone later?…K See you there”
If they overreact you hit them with the ” Hey dont turn this rape into a murder”
I like how BD has a million great ideas on how to make this site better, and all of them involve getting the ‘commenters’ more involved. ‘commenters’ means BD being more involved, shooting video blogs, being on MFK, being guess that fat roll of the day, writing his own blogs on here
they’re all GREAT ideas blackdude, you truly are the king of desperate internet blog commenters
So everything that sucked on here you didn’t want. Interesting
definitely throw some uglies in the MFK, makes you really think, February needs a George Washington, Abe Lincoln, and gear Washington carver( for BD)
Shit might as well put up some polls as well, like find some absurd shit as ask the commentors how much it would take to make them do it?
That video was super cute… I want one haha. I actually just found out about this place today, so I’m glad it’s stayin’. Defintiely will be checking it out in the future.
Was this shot in Detroit or Mississippi?
I say Detroit….that’s no double wide Mississippi EM6 double wide trailer.
I am pumped that Stoollala is still going to be rockin. I just saw your vids on utube a couple days ago. I’ve showed all my friends and everyone thinks your the tits. Can’t wait to see what is next. I think someone needs to send you a Macbook STAT.