Rate How Fast You Want To Kill Yourself Listening To This Girl Talk
Hey Jenna,
So I know this video is like 14 minutes long, which sucks but you only need to watch
a couple minutes to get my point here. This bitch is flat out crazy. She does not
take one second to breathe. She legit talks the whole time. I cannot believe half a
million people watch her videos. Anyways thought you might enjoy this.
Heather
Oh. My. God. You know what’s sad about this? The feeling that I’m experiencing right now, the anger, annoyance, desire to do anything it takes to make her shut up, the tightness in my chest of frustration, the amazement of how stupid this girl sounds, utter astonishment… I’m realizing that I get that feeling a lot with girls. I understand that a portion of it has to do with the fact that I’m not a fan of really high pitched voices, they just really rub me the wrong way, even when a smart girl is talking but it’s really high and mousey just sounds like nails on a chalkboard to me. Aside from that, the speed and content of what she’s saying is so horribly familiar. I’ll be at the mall and hear 3 girls talking to each other like this in rapid fire, interrupting each other right and left to top the others’ level of annoying. Or when I’m talking to someone for the first time and they just go on and on and on in a voice like this about something I literally do not give a shit about. Why? Why is this the way that girls talk? Who taught you speak like that? Where did you even learn that as a child? I can’t be the only one who feels like at least 70% of the female population talks maybe a little slower than this… but just like this. In a way where you are almost forced to immediately tune out the majority of what’s coming out of their mouth. Here’s a tip Blair and everyone else like her and doesn’t realize it yet: if you talk for 14 minutes straight without ever having input from another person or using your ears for any of that time, you need to shut the fuck up. Just shut your mouth. They don’t even let Miss America talk for that long and she’s like your deity.
So imagine this is your first date or maybe it’s the first time you’ve hung out with this girl. Rate 1 for you’d kill yourself after about 30 seconds and 10 for you’d save up all your money, buy a DeLorean, and go back in time and kill yourself beforehand so you never had to hear her talk in the first place.
(589 votes, average: 9.46 out of 10)
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You know who sits in their bedroom and video’s themselves talking nonstop and posts it on the internet? Narcisistic Douchebags. Kill her with fire.
Watched about 56 seconds of that.. I am wide-eyed and irritated. Kill it with fire.
The way I feel about this girl is the way I feel about the people [if you can call them people?] on Jersey Shore. I could murder them and not feel guilty. Not one bit.
I love her! I’ll give her my rocket ship.
Jersey Shore is awesome btw.
I am 100% sure she gets on top during sex and looks at her self in her mirrored head board.
i swear to God i’m not exaggerating when i say her voice is legit still talking in my head. like that is all i can hear right now. she “typically” needs to go hang herself with barbed wire. maybe that will take her out of her totally awesome amazingly perfect good mood that she just always wakes up in.
fuck yourself dumb bitch.
some one stick a dick in her mouth to shut her up. I’d volunteer if i didn’t think she would bite it off
when she started trying to explain the theory of relativity I pretty much convinced myself murder is ok
I would let her talk all she wanted. I will just be thinking about how great she looks naked and if the 2011 Red Sox will win 110+ games.
watched a little more…and I’m ashamed to admit it but I’d put up with her blabbering if it meant I could get it in
My dick + her mouth = problem solved
The only reason that monkey on the bed is smiling is because before she started filiming he swallowed a bottle of pills.
cute face, mad annoying, the complete opposite of Jenna?
LOL , was that mean?
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
so many jealous girls in here. this chick is like the ideal girly girl which is more of a good thing than a bad thing
so many jealous girls in here. this chick is like the ideal girly girl which is more of a good thing than a bad thing
…says the guy so desperate to get laid he’d put up with anything.
No lie, she’s a fucking smokeshow. Get this girl onto smoke of the day on the NYC or Boston page
10 seconds, kill her
Yeah, she’s cute.. but I want to punch her in the neck.
This girl is like barely 18 and makes a shit ton of money doing youtube videos, and has since she was like 15. I cannot hate on her, simply because I am jealous as shit. I want to make six figures doing NOTHING!!!
keep telling yourself you’re better than her all you want, but in the end shes probably has no imperfections and is what all girls should strive to be/look like.
take care of your bodies girls
amberlamps
i want to punch my cock into your boxing glove aka your snatch
Let a brother know
I don’t hate her because of the talking (nothing a gag can’t fix) – I hate her because of that stupid headboard!!
I mean fuck – there’s not a single place I can see to attach handcuffs.
The real problem is that she has no filter. My mind races twice as fast as hers, but I’m at least capable of sorting out the important conversation pieces and vocalize them. I don’t know if it’s just that they’re women, but every one of them thinks that every little thing they do is worth mentioning when I couldn’t give two shits. This is why there’s a stereotype of the husband who never listens to his wife. ”Honey, are you listening to anything I’m saying?” ”I’m sorry, I tuned you out because you weren’t saying anything!”
Best poll question ever.
Her mouth gets a workout. I bet she sucks a mean dick.
No Chay, she actually has a fat ass. Why do you think you can never see it in her videos?
I imagine this is what I would be like if I did cocaine.
She’d be perfect, with my dick in her mouth.
Seriously Ambs……maybe you covered this already and I missed it but what’s with the picture? I can’t believe you would post that of yourself. Did you? I mean it’s cool and all but I don’t see any Phill in there….
I hope in her next vlog she gives us a tutorial of how to do 12 lines of high grade coke and video tape our selves afterward.
odds – it’s Ashley Greene from Twilight.
I’ve got a great idea! How about someone make another joke about sticking a dick in her mouth to shut her up!! It’s not obvious or played out or anything!
i’d stick my dick in her mouth, shut her right up
…maybe if I shoved my boob in her mouth, she’d shut the fuck up?
Typical spoiled southern belle thinks everyone wants to listen to her talk…you can tell by the monogram fucking pillow on her bed. only southern bitches have those
its actually a pretty good video if you watch it on mute – shes cute.
@amber: hahahahahaha
I’d still scissor…after I duct taped her face shut. Homegirl is bangin’.
This girl is the reason blowjobs were invented
Since I barely understand english, I would ravage her silly. I like the smug little look of that monkey on her bed. Like he’s thinking, yeah dude…welcome to my fucking world.
I just finished listening to the whole thing and after cleaning the blood from my ears…I would still wear her like a sars mask.
talks way too fast but i’d still hit it
(assuming she is 18) I would gag this bitch and then hate fuck the shit out of her!
That’s funny Amber! I didn’t even recognize her! HA! She has wonky Megan Fox thumbs….ew nasty!
Ohh FUCK ME! I didn’t even notice the thumbs.. I’m going to try my hardest to not let those toethumbs ruin her for me.
@joeboo2215, of course she’s 18. the Internet police wouldn’t allow such things to occur.
Now that I know I searched and I do like the nude pics of Ashley! Good times!
this is a perfect example of the hotter the girl the more you want to kill yourself listening to her talk.
I only made 40 s before wanting to cut my ears off
10 seconds. Just a split second longer than normal.
I would love to spray Hawaii on her face though.
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You could put it on mute… and then contemplate how to escape prison when you get caught for statutory rape.