Stoollala Is Dead To Me
Per Jenna’s blog trashing me yesterday Stoollala is dead. I actually wrote a long rant in response, but I didn’t want to make people cry so I just bit my tongue on this issue which I never do. I’ll just wish Jenna best of luck in her new endeavorers. Peace out homey….Nobody better than you….
PS – Jenna has had another job since March. She already makes more than she made with us. She HATES blogging and considered running Stoollala a nuisance. It took time away from her making videos which is all she wants to do. She didn’t want to continue the site. No point in me paying money to keep a site going that she didn’t want to run so she could make me look like an asshat. Don’t cry for me Argentina.
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dammmmnnn it’s like that?
i’ve followed this blog for a long time, and it’s a piece if shit, not the posts, jennas posts are for the most part, really good, but the whole barstool sports or stoollala shit is dumb, jenna shoulda gone off on her own long ago
jenna is bigger than you’ll ever be prez. its sad that you’re gonna let your jealousy and big head ruin this for all the loyal followers.
thank god, honestly. now just need to get rid of the chick on barstoolu and put kmarko somewhere that people actually read his stuff because he’s amazing.
Pres getting REALLY defensive about this whole “who made Jenna’s video go viral” shit…who the fuck cares?? looks like being the bigger man is only true of Pres’ weight
neither of you made the video go viral, people that watched it made it go viral ya idiots, its called word of mouf
jenna, you’re an idiot for believing the dumb shit this moron prez guy feeds you, i love your shit, but you’re dumb
El Pres gets twitter love from Hillary Duff
Jenna gets love by a bunch of tools like Blackdude and jillofspades
Advantage: El Pres
C’mon bro, you bit your tongue cus you got clowned. Proof is in the pudding- did you actually read her post? Just add this to the list of the amazing decisions you’ve made recently. Manzo, Barstool U, Cancun. Take a vacation bro and get your act together, this is just embarrassing.
Smell ya later
All Jenna did was state the facts. Sounds like you’re determined to run your little website into the ground and I am so grateful that you’re not taking Jenna with you. She should have gone off on her own a long time ago and I’m positive that girl will be way better off without this no name, low rent website dragging her down. Good luck El Pres, you’re going to need it!
If Jenna was generating revenue, Pres would have kept her and supported her.
If Jenna could not generate revenue with Barstool support, what makes anyone think she can generate it without them?
All the Jenna supporters encouraging her are actually feeding her delusions, and doing her a disservice.
Seems common sense.
Jenna=Losing
jenna made one viral video and a thousand other shitty ones of her putting her ugly ass dogs on her head and bitching about girl shit. Who the fuck cares, less wasted space with her reposting turtle calls, wtf that shit isn’t even funny. Stoolala is/was an embarrassment to the rest of the site.
Prez,
Quit getting your feelings hurt. That’s what girls do.
That being said, this site kinda sucked.
Good choice.
EL PREsssssssss LAYING DOWN THE HEBREW HAMMER
(get it, LOL)
Honestly this part of the Barstool Empire was a joke, it honestly aggrivated me how unfunny and childish most of the posts were. Great, Jenna your hot (when you push your boobs up, show your ass off, and don’t speak in that stupid voice you make when you talk to your dogs). Every time I came to the site, I would think of a blog by El Pres about how girls are just NOT funny, at least not intentionally. Also the reason they are bickering over the viral video is that you make money from Google Adsense if you have over a certain amount of views, so more likely than not El Pres took a piece of Jenna’s video earnings because he took credit for it (although in my opinion was probably not responsible for it going viral, but smart to take his piece anyway)
You should just make one site where people can post anything they want, like a message board but they can make their own blogs about anything. Call it Barstool Junkyard or something, basically a free for all. Free content for them to sift through, and they could put the good ones on the main pages. He could fire everyone and make way more money.
yeahhhh pres jenna didnt exactly trash you but you came back hard on her and that’s just retarded. you both helped eachother out and you KNOW THAT. cut the shit, you’re both talented. she gained you new readers, you gave her a place to find her calling. done and done. good luck jenna you my girl
Classic
Classic Red Sox strategy, get rid of the fan favorite then leak a fake negative story to make the fans turn on them. Pathetic
Viva La la land.
lol what is this shit an e-soap opera. quit it the both of you you toddler grownups
El Pres your a moron. “Costing you money” Please prove that this blog costs more than 100 dollars in server security which your already paying for anyway, domain name 12.99 a year or web hosting at what like 7.99 a month?
I don’t know your actual traffic number but stool la la has the same exact alexa as barstoolu which is national and stool la la is more local. So tell me hows yours barsotolu baby doing because it sucks and i never go.
I read stool la la on the weekend because your lazy ass can’t make 1 post on the weekend. Your a blogger and have the posting hours of a corporate business. (Please insert awful 4 minute video taking you into the weekend here so i can go hang out with my butch wife)
I don’t know anyone that watched the video through barstool. In fact it’s because of Jenna that I know about this site. This site has clearly helped her, but it isn’t the be all and end all. At least you seem to have left on good terms. I probably won’t bother with the site anymore as I only really read this blog, but thanks for the time it’s been up.
Oh btw notice how the thing you circled says “As seen on barstoolsports” yeah well people arn’t seeing that UNTIL THEY FIND THE VIDEO. You fucking moron El Pres. I read barstool every day and i remember perfectly. You were on vacation and jenna forgot to tag the video with barstoolsports and you said thats what happens when you leave. Well guess what i saw it on facebook first. barstoolsports had very little to do with 15 million hits.
Don’t believe me go check the stats of any of your videos. They have a max of like 40k views. Another loss for El Pres
Also, I agree with Prez, not that Jenna “trashed” him, as she didn’t at all in my eyes, but that taking the blog down is a good thing, as her videos are far more entertaining.
another fun fact El President of shit. Have you seen barstool philly?? Lol wtf is that. Im pretty sure every one of Jenna’s posts gets more comments than Philly.
Jenna, is Prez serious and Stoolala is gone, or is he blowing smoke? I know it was up in the air…
The funny thing is that on LaLa Jenna never banned or policed what anyone posted. Over at the other gaggle of a cock fest that is that other sword fighting inbred sites they ban you in a second if you step on thier toe nail painted toes.
Jenna never banned anyone. Who’s the one with the true sand to deal with bloggers and commenters? So yeah is Jenna just some chick who hated to blog – maybe, probably – but who fucking cares. She let us post what we wanted how we wanted and let us work our shit out without tying our virtual hands like the true bitches over at the cockfest sites.
Bunch of douche fucks who miss showing with other guys like they did back in High School. Seriously Barstool Inc. is nothing more than Al Bundy if he had started a website.
You’re allllll Nik Ritchies bitches anyway – HA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PuYzPaTyec
yeah prez you’re way over-reacting here, I don’t see how she “trashed” you or made you look like an “asshat” by any means. but you’re def right, it was a decent attempt with the whole appealing-to-ho’s too idea with stool-la-la, but the shit is just weaksauce. good luck jenna…get naked for all of us soon, you’re long overdue
It’s about time. Stoollala is terrible. Gay little dog videos, (real original, Paris), and a hundred posts on “turtle calls”, I mean jesus fucking god in the ass, REALLY FUNNY! She had one no doubt “viral” video, but @humblebrag much? Look what else goes viral by the way, she’s a youtube cat with tits.
thank god shes gone!!!!!!!! her blogs were getting terrible and if i have to hear that stupid voice that she uses when she talks about her dogs just to waste time “mmmmmmmmmmmmm marbles” im gonna loose it!! the stupid magic video was the last straw for me and i truly believe it is the worst and most desperate video of all time. im just not buying what shes selling
sorry jenna your shit stinks!
p.s. ill take a lap dance from you tho
This is pathetic, why dont you do this? Redirect the URL stoollala.com to whatever the fuck she wants to call her new website or youtube channel, whatever. Hosting Stoollala would cost aout $20-30 per year + domain registration, it really is a joke how cheap it is.
Why create all this stupid drama over nothing? The blog only sucks when there isnt new content being posted day to day. I also don’t give a fuck about how Prez says he busts his balls all day long posting up new threads on his blog, thats a joke. It takes literally 2-3 minutes to fire up a new post with a photo and a few cynical comments. It’s not an essay bro.
Zing, im done.
@thecoma you’re so right, you’re right +10.
I’m torn on this one. On the one hand this site was really eroding and needed a bullett in it. On the other we are getting what is becoming a long list of people that leave working with Portnoy on unpleasant terms: Posner, Chiddy Bang, Jenna, etc. When the same thing happens over and over it can’t always be the other side’s fault.
I’ll pay $500 for you to post your fuck off retort piece you decided to hold. Please. It’s gotta be gold.
Jenna is great who ever when ever posted her video first??? Really people?? When or where does not matter it matters who’s in the fucking video. JENNA people don’t go watch her blogs because of Prez I don’t even know who the hell that is? I watch it because she is so fuckin funny. She has done this on her own and I think now prez is in her shadow on his own site must hurt but get the hell over it!! Jenna move on do your own thing you will do great my hubby and I love watching keep it up!!
jenna made el prez look like asshat? she certainly didnt have to try very hard. is he trying to see how many followers he can get to boycott BSS boston? heads up prez, you’ll most likely be getting “the face” from about 75% of girls you approach from this day forward so nice work-you fucked over your bro-tastic site and your own dick by making one spiteful decision in an attempt to save your bruised ego. you played with fire and you will get burned. BOOM. and to those hating on jenna and lala, you all seem to have “wasted” a lot of your precious personal time reading/watching a hell of a lot of her blogs and videos to be able to shit on them in such a detailed manner. whats that about? we love you jenna, kermie and mr. marbles and we’ll continue to read and follow whatever you do next. weeeeeee
Time for Jenna and her red tide posse to move on to MySpace. The Tastemaster has ” spoken.”
nooooooooo i look at this website everyday !!! booooo
“She HATES blogging and considered running Stoollala a nuisance.”
Came through and exposed Jenna on the spot….mmhmm cold blooded but fair game and well respected El Pres. You gotta do what’s good for the empire and get rid of the non essential baggage that is no longer needed, some people will fail to understand this and bitch how it isn’t fair to Jenna but EH. It’s a cut throat world we live in. Good luck Jenna, and Dog eat Dog. General Tzo aka Skeeter.
El Pres, let me get Jenna’s office at Stool HQ.
she’s had another job since march? march was last week. are we supposed to be blown away by that?
i find it funny that this post has gotten more comments than any of the posts on barstool in the last day or so.
LMFAO @ Jules, fucking played him
Zsnap
I don’t even know what the fuck Barstool sports is. I was here checking out Jenna. Later faggot.
jules sent this to you, check it out ! bd on a roll!
http://intobolivian.com/2011/04/06/why-women-shouldnt-have-been-given-the-right- to-vote-in-1920/
Fk’n great, now I won’t be able to paruse stoolala in order to dilute Prez’s daily stupid ass generic “I literally spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking ” comments…WTF
Jules says:
April 6, 2011 at 1:33 pm
she’s had another job since march? march was last week. are we supposed to be blown away by that?
i find it funny that this post has gotten more comments than any of the posts on barstool in the last day or so.
When will you idiots learn that success isn’t measured by comments? I know in your worlds of dorkdom you get all wet over comments, but they are irrelevant. Successful websites are measured in millions of hits, these comments prove nothing more than Jenna has a clan of about 100 loyal commenters.
its amazing to me that this site is being taken down, when stoolu gets 3 comments a day, that site should have died months ago
Pres, you’re a loser. Jenna was funnier and cooler than you’ll ever be and this is coming from a very very straight guy. Clearly you lost this “argument” and your only other option to “save face’ was to completely shut down her site. YOU’RE THE MAN NOW!! YOU SHOWED HER!!
Jesus, i didn’t know your ego could be as big as your fuckin nose
When did I say anything about success? Just said I find it funny. Obviously barstool is bigger than stoollala.
I have a 12″ cock
Talk about burning bridges on your way out. What an ungrateful bitch.
ZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
We all suck because we’re commenting on blogs on the internet. -1 to us all. Pres is lame. Jenna is lame. I’m lame.
I’m just kidding. Each will go there separate ways and I’ll continue to follow both, no need to pick sides. Done and done.
jenna loved you since detroit
prez = weird bird
BOOM ROASTED!!
All i wanna do is split Odds skull open
Prez, did you spit out your coffee and you weren’t even drinking any? Gayest overused line ever.
This is bullshit
Good luck Jenna!! Fuck Prez.
El Pres you are as thin-skinned as Bill Simmons.
more like a pompous, arrogant Richard Simmons
Ha ha, you’re such a little bitch, Prez. So what if your “empire” which spans 3 Eastern states featured Jenna’s video? It definitely didn’t reach the entire US, some of Europe, and Australia because of Barstool. I never even heard of Barstool, as has no one else in the West, until Jenna whored it out.
Do I think Jenna was slacking with her blogging? Yes. Do I think no longer paying her to run this site is a good move? Yes. But don’t take credit where none is deserved. You’re a pretty successful blogger in a specific region. I’ll give you that. But that’s about all that there is to you.
Jenna is truly the best girl i have ever come across i love her videos the always put a smile on my face, i have a difficult life and at the end of the day, her humor is always there to cheer me up, So keep on truckin jenna, you truly are the best ever ! i love you so muchh!!!
and you sir, prez, you already looked like an asshat, nice try blaming it on someone else thoughh……love yaaa…… naht.
Finally…Thank You El Prez….Jenna made one good video. She should stick with what she is good at and thats being a whore. If she isn’t walking around the Barstool offices on her knees, she doesn’t belong in there.
Seriously how more unfunny videos or posts do we have to endure until she starts doing casting couch.
Jenna you might want to invest in these, you are going to need them wherever you end up:
http://www.amazon.com/Fiskars-9418-Ultra-Light-Kneelers/dp/B00005LEXF/ref=sr_1_2?s=hi&ie=UTF8&qid=1302119486&sr=1-2
YES PRES!!!! Can you please unblock me now from the other sites. I’ll be good. I promise.
Stacee, who cares what you think? Get back in the kitchen and fix me a samwich.
Maximus, get back to me when your balls drop.
Um, do you mean “endeavors”? Nothing I hate more than trash talkers who can’t spell or who use bad grammar. Anyone who’s glad to see this blog go and has commented saying so: Why the fuck are you on here to comment about it anyway? If you don’t like something just leave it alone, get a life, and stop trolling. I for one will miss Jenna’s blogs, especially since I became a fan right near the end.
what’s with all the hate from the women-hating faggots on here…bunch of limp-dick losers
@ako714 Couldn’t have said it better my self!
new Jenna video for video wednesdays
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU_BjXzP4LU
Fuck pres.
Jenna made the video, not prez. It doesn’t matter where it was posted or who posted it. JENNA MADE THE VIDEO that people watched and shared. PREZ, you have no leg to stand on unless the video was your idea. Get over yourself, JENNA MADE THE VIDEO!
Wow, this is just disgusting. I found out about Jenna’s video through FACEBOOK and then followed her through Stoollala where she promoted with her viedos. Prez, you did not make her videos go viral, she even showed the proof. YOU couldn’t handle it. Your loss Prez, I never even looked at Barstool because it was fucking BORING. This was a loss on your behalf but Jenna will be absolutely fine without your fag ass. Peace!
Jenna took what is known in these parts as the low road. I’ve found that no matter what, you always take the high road in these situations as you will inevitably come to a point where it pays dividends in more way than one. I know that I’d want the tastemaker on my side if I was in this industry. It’s short sighted to vent your anger on the person that gave you a nice opportunity. I had an employee badmouth me years ago and it reeked of no gratitude or class. I know Portnoy and he can be a bastard, but he’s nothing if not fair. Although he does make Eddie Mush look like Nostradamus.
http://intobolivian.com/2011/04/06/why-women-shouldnt-have-been-given-the-right-to-vote-in-1920/
going to miss RP, had some great lines, haha
BJH and General had some great ones
i will never forget the rant about JCB, will go to the grave with me
I would have liked to seen what el pres had to say.
All well though…. On To The Next One!
I just checked out her Facebook and Youtube pages and yikes, it’s like fuckin Myspace 2011. “Yo Jenna shout out, i love you jenna, I love you, thanks for the add, Jenna.” Fucking people just trolling in and out of that shit. I definitely can not follow her on these mediums with that junk everywhere. Here there was a select group of people who said relevant and funny shit — following the comments were actually fun and part of the blog. It won’t be the same. You gotta start up another blog Jenna, don’t leave yourself to the retarded masses on FB and YT who just spit generic jargon all over the place. Find a niche and dominate it.
Can’t you dorks move on without being immature? Especially you, Jenna. Debating who is responsible for making that video go viral is completely irrelevant. It didn’t turn Stoollala into a cash machine, and that’s all that matters. Dave would host a gay animal porn site if it made him a buck. Also, if you look at the stats to your videos, your primary demographic is 13 to 17 year old girls. Dave has nothing to sell to 13-17yo girls. He can’t go to his beer sponsors selling them on shit like Smokesmash, and then add “oh by the way, we also have this website that’s a big hit with underage girls.” If anything it makes potential sponsors pause.
This is kind of like trying to sell gourmet cupcakes in a sports bar. You can argue that it ought to work, everybody likes cupcakes, but it just doesn’t. And it gets awkward seeing little girls keep wandering into the bar. Maybe if Dave was running a more professional business he could figure out how to make a buck off of you, but he apparently doesn’t have enough manpower to sell two brands. It just doesn’t work with his business model. That ought to be a good enough explanation. At least he gave it a shot. And it’s not like he’s cutting you off from anything. Anyone can make a free blog site. Domain names are as cheap as a buck. You don’t need a fully featured website with a dedicated server like barstool to do what you’re doing.
I really do like you, Jenna. Yours is the first website in this family I usually check, and I want you to be successful and happy. But your final post here, if it ends up being the last one, was really dumb.
i miss abby what ever happened to that broad
Jenna, I loved stoollala! Douches will be douches, don’t let them shit on your poopsicle. Best of luck in everything you are doing! Can’t wait to see what is to come! <3
dude…. hes just all pissed off that she was right and he was wrong…. alot of people cant handle being wrong and the truth and not once did she say one bad thing about you… facts are facts you cant bullshit those… sorry you have a sour attitude towards being wrong on something…
This shitty Stool lalal site was supposed to come down months ago. How fucking hard is it to cut the broad off??? It’s not but she still had control. I think this is all bullshit and now look all you Stool Tools are all over this and now Pres AKA JewBacca is getting the traffic. Brilliant…
Jenna,
I just want to let you know that I’ve read StoolLaLa literally since the first day it was up and running and I have stayed with it until it’s final day. Although I have never commented until now, I consider myself one of your most loyal readers and I think you’re an incredible woman. I’m really upset to see this site go, and even though it might not be collectively considered a quality blog by a lot of people, I’ve enjoyed every minute because you keep it real and have kept it real from the very beginning. There is nothing I love more in a person than when they can be themselves and not give a fuck.
All of my praise aside, I hope so much that you start another blog somewhere else because I love reading what you have to say (even if you apparently hate blogging). The youtube videos are all well and good, but a blog is where your true loyal people will be and I’m sure I can speak on their behalf when I say that we will miss the StoolLaLa family that has been created here. I wish you good luck on whatever you do, but I hope to god you will start another site somewhere in the future! I love you and I will miss the laughs that this site brought every day.
-Meg
I also apologize since my previous comment somewhat makes me sound like an obsessed stalker. Not what I was aiming for. Haha peace
Hey let Chrissy the intern run the site. She’ll show her tits and get viewership up! Way up.
Portnoy,
If you wanna shut down a site, shut it down.
Stop talking about it.
Lesson here: don’t let the inmates run the asylum.
Get rid of the abortion that is Barstool U while you’re at it, please.
Not to say I didn’t have good times here, BlackDude, GeneralTzo, among others, but shits gone way downhill since Abby left. Nothing against Jenna, it’s just a fact.
Good bye, and good luck to all.
BJH
YOU GUYS ARE ALL RETARDED
I mean I love stoollala as much as anyone else but think about it..
You hire someone as your driver, so you pay for the gas.
They quit/get fired.
Do you keep paying for their gas? NO.
How is this any different?
all you retards saying how prez is going to lose a lot of fans over this are fucking dumb. Prez built this whole network way before jenna even starting writing or working for the stool. He built that shit up on his own and the only thing jenna did prior was dress like whore like she still does. He needs to fire everyone over at barstool U besides kmarko and fieteljew. Get rid of manzo and all the hockey writers. No one comes to these sites for sports at all, (with exception for when jerryT posts) ESPN or cbs has better sports writers anyways.
I’m sorry pres but all the stool sites are a waste time and space, oh the irony of the stool. You lied and got caught. Jenna just showed proof of what a lying snake you were, she showed the statistics and number of views directly from youtube.com. By the way,you know you can also link a video to a website after it’s been posted. Hence is what Jenna did, as a result, brought in more viewers/readers to the site. Another freaking lie that you just mentioned above is what a “financial burden” it would be to keep her…reallly…really pres…$15-20 a year is a burden.
I wonder why you couldn’t sell enough trips to cancun, or why you can’t even afford to get exterminator, or a cleaning crew to clean up that cave you call a “headquarters”. Jenna was letting her fans know what happened to her exposing the truth before anyone could make up bs about her.
@Leroy Her primary viewers are females age 13-34 and male 25-34…really.. get your shit straight before you talk it….are you guys that butt hurt that a woman was on top and not on her knees. I’m sorry I really..really dislike liars that do what you did.
She’s funny, smart, hot, and yes she has a personality, and most of all she’s real. You know she can make it on her own and you’re upset she overshadowed you pres. Aaand she didn’t asshat you we did,truth hurts pal suck it up. *hands pres a crown made of stool and and a “should’ve been a blowjob” shirt. There you have now been asshatted.
i love how people here are all getting pissed at elpres because it only cost x amount of dollars per year for the site to be up. Really? thats it? Think about jenna’s salary, marketing, paying the guy that fixes any tech problems they have, etc. Even if elpres loses $.50/year with this site, it doesn’t make sense to keep it running.
And by the way, don’t you think that if jenna actually liked blogging/gave a shit about her “followers” she would have already invested in another site herself? A lot of you are claiming that it’s so cheap to keep up and running, so why wouldn’t she just do it herself?
forum_4um is spot on. Pres doesn’t care about the Youtube following Jenna gained from her one good video. He already had the Stool empire before that. On the contrary, most of the traffic from this site came from the other Stool sites. Hell when I first came here it was just BlackDude and I commenting on everything. Pres WILL NOT be crying over those from StoolLaLa who say “boo hoo I’m not visiting Barstool anymore.” He doesn’t care. Haters gonna hate, Slaters gonna Slate. Viva la Stool.
Oh man it’s funny to see all these masturbating Prez fuck knobs posting on here about Marketing Success and shit.
Fucking wake up you knuckle fuck homosexualas! SEX SELLS! ASK FUCKING HOLLYWOOD! SO I GUESS ALL YOU BARSTOOL BOSTON NUTSACK RUBBERS WOULD AGREE THAT PORTNOY IS MORE SEXY THAN JENNA……..
YOU ARE ALL SO GAY IT’S DISGUSTING! I MEAN REALLY YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING NERDS WHO ONLY GOT CLOSE TO PUSSY WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG ………….ok I lost myself……been drinking – FUCK YOU! THE CLOSEST YOU SWORD FIGHTING COCK RUBERS EVER GOT TO PUSSY IS WHEN YOUR MOM LET YOU FALL OUT OF HERS!
Son of a portnoy that took alot of drunken power…….i’m down like 20 points trying to teach a bunch of stupid Portugease (spwtf!) mother fuckers what Spanish is…….CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS MOTHER FUCKERS! WHA? WHA?!
seriously suck a dick all you band wagon males who want to seriously suck Portnoys cock…….really!
Call me a Jenna groupie…….that means sex with a chick……you fuck nobs are arguing to have gay ass sex with a guy named Portnoy……..get a clue! Sperm on you is not a good thing. Fucking fag mother fuckers!
ok seriously…….I just wrote that and that last paragraph is a confusing piece of shit. I want to talk shit to that mother fucker! Ok I get that last half but that first half is soooo fucking tard it’s embarassing! But whatever fuck you!
Oh and just to clarify…………….fuck you.
TO ALL YOU FUCKING IDIOTS WHO ARE SAYING IT COSTS LIKE 15 DOLLARS FOR PREZ TO HOST THIS SITE… HE FUCKING PAYS JENNA TOO! SO WHIP YOUR CALCULATORS BACK OUT AND ADD IN HER FUCKING SALARY! EVERYONE KNOWS WOMEN HAVE NO COMMON SENSE, AND THIS JUST HELPS TO PROVE IT.
oh and to say that Prez doesn’t care and shit about success………ain’t a mother fucker over at the cock fest that is the Barstool Empire that has EVER done anything like this crazy bitch Jenna did……..really…….I mean great you and I both pee in a urinal…….but no urinal has ever made my dick seem as big as that bitch Jenna an her MULTI MILLION HITS ON A VID. And yah you fucks that don’t atribute hits to success need to get back to Marketing 101 over at UMASS you tarded……..clueless, masturbating, pussy mother fuckers…….really……..I’d put a round in each of your shit talking heads if it ever came down to it.
How you like them apples? Fuck you…….this shit ain’t about Jenna – bitch never fucked me…….it’s about an Org…..or a Brand…….that has managed to waste months of my time……….fuck you very much.
Krejci…….really? You spell your shit like that and expect us to take anything you say seriously?
I mean fuck! Ok, here’s my new name:
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And I’m going to tell you the meaning of life…………………..
Cheeto Flavored Jello………………make sense? Fuck you.
See? Krejci is a glittering example of a guy who will do and say anything to defend Portnoy………
I mean atleast I defend something with tits and a snatch……..you homo mother fuckers are defending something with a hairy ass and a cock……….I mean really! Feel good about that? Comfortable milking another guys balls?
Well good for you sista. Cock suckers. Is it me or does this site smell more and more like Preperation H and sperm?
Yeah and I give this shit 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, before Portnoys homosexual ass deletes this shit……..
I mean you guys know you’re defending a “GUY” how has pronouced his admiration/love for Adam Lambert……
Seriously…….only thing more gay than defending Portnoy is clicking on and posting on Perez Hiltons site while nude with a Windex Bottle up your ass……..so Portnoy…..what up? You down with this shit sista?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OAE8p1IIAs&feature=related
You’re right…..it’s just his talent and that’s all………….oh my god! Anyone else smell lip fucking gloss on this site?
by the way………..screen shots done and waiting to post on my new site……………..
http://www.BarStoolSportsNeedsHelpsPushingInItsOwnStool.com
Yeah coming to gay publications alllllll over the country…………I hear this new site is going to Sponsor Adam Lambert for “Summer Fist 2011!”
Krejci is the last name of a professional hockey player. Barstool Sports. Hockey is a sport. Krejci is the last name of the athlete of a professional sport. You stupid fucking cunt. Defending Portnoy? Nah, elpres can be a tool. But why would he paying Jenna, to lose money to her own thing. StoolLaLa was very different from the rest of his empire. She’s lucky he even gave her her own blog to be honest. You truly are a dumb bitch and need to shut the fuck up. And if you’re a dude, which I really hope you aren’t, you really need to shut the fuck up because you’re acting like a fucking queer.
In fact, I think you are a dude and you really are a queer. You follow this shitty website? Formerly home to guess those Abs and Smokebro of the day. You are a faggot dude. End of convo. Talk the cocks out of your hands before you start typing again, it’s hard to read your shit… fag.
EL PRES UR A DOUCHE. SEEING HER VIDEOS MADE ME AWARE OF BARSTOOL SPORTS TO BEGIN WITH. SHE DIDN’T EVEN SAY ANYTHING DISRESPECTFUL JUST THE TRUTH AND SHE HAD THE FACTS TO BACK IT UP. WHERE ARE UR FACTS? GROW THE FUCK UP PUSSY HOLE
So you’re saying you are as smitten with another man like Portnoy+Lambert…….you admire another fucking man (a Canadian at that) that makes your pucker – well pucker? Good for you buddy! Yeah, you have a man crush on another man…….but it’s ok because he plays hockey……..well I guess if you ever get a chance to suck a soccer players cock – you’re free and clear. You ain’t gay man…….we all respect your manly admiration of a retarded Canadaian Puck Slapper…….it’s A BOOT talent and not his tight ass……..we get it eh!?
(really? these are the intellectual giants from the cock rubbing Barstool Sports Empire…….the pride you must feel PREZ must be astounding!)
Um. Krejci isn’t Canadian. You know jack shit about sports and are clearly ignorant on the subject of sports and business. You’re a fucking fairy and can’t say shit lol.
You’re a fucking moron, I’m done with this. Go shove your dildo up your ass. No point in arguing with a dude whose saliva is half cum.
“end of CONVO“????? Really? Who are you Julia Gulias Fiance?
And “Talk the cocks out of your hands“???? Really? I wish I could but I’m not an Interent Guru who owns a DYNASTY and would not even know how to TALK a COCK out my hands……………but yeah I see what you mean about my typing skills and how I should focus on them………
(yet another Masters Degree Of The University Of Portnoy showing us what you too can expect from a degree from that school…….oh yeah you’ll also be able to parellel park an 18 wheeler)
You’re really attacking me for one simple typo, that actually still makes sense in that context. You can talk down a boner, so you can certainly talk the cock out of your hand. But I’m sure you’ve got plenty of experiencing talking down boners… you used to do it every day during the new smokebro of the day posting.
And you are a fucking dumbass. You attempted to bash me but couldn’t even do a google search to get a fact straight to attempt to insult me.
Maximus says:
April 6, 2011 at 1:24 pm
Time for Jenna and her red tide posse to move on to MySpace. The Tastemaster has ” spoken.”
Still laughing…
That being said, nobody on this thread made one good point why this site should stay around or why it was worth a damn in the first place. Who cares who is responsible for the video blowing up because in the general scheme of things it meant nothing. It didn’t make this site successful, and it sure as shit didn’t make Jenna any real money.
Peace out OddsAgain. I think I’m gonna go bang my girlfriend. Have fun jacking off to gay porn… faggot.
*Cue the “you don’t have a girlfriend” comment because you’re just a jealous little faggot who can’t find a partner to suck.*
Oh I’m sorry I thought no matter, when you take 73 continents and added 2 vowels that either made you a fucking Canadian cock sucker or a Freaky Deaky Dutch Bastard………
You know what………at this point unless you’re kissing a midget giraffe you’re not allowed to have a immigrant name like that – you potato soup eating immigrant fuck. Now you can try to call me a fag and whatever………
one of us chose to use an internet name that is the name of another MAN and it’s not me you COCK SUCKING, ANAL BLEEDING, LAME TRASH TALKING, SISSY ASS MOTHER FUCKLER WHO’S PARENTS WISH THEY COULD STILL ABORT HIS RETARDED ASS……..
There go suck on those gay comments you male groupie fag fuck.
Um. I’m American bro.
Oh good one, calling me a sissy over the internet. Where you from bitch. I ain’t scared to go back to prison for beating up another faggot.
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GOOOOODBYEEEEEEEEEEEEE
holy shit it’s over you freaks…this is gonna be like those Japs in 1950 hunkered down in some random caves thinking WW2 is still going on…stoollala is dead, let it go
Neutral observer’s opinion: oddsagain you are a total idiot. Everything you attacked him for, not to mention the overall lack of direction of your insults, was pointless and moronic. It’s barstoolSPORTS…his username is a SPORTS player…how is that gay and not an appropriate username? The fact that you seem to connect every little thing with homosexuality leads me to believe you are in fact a latent homosexual, it is usually the case.
Point number two: in this argument you are essentially defending jenna – who pumps out content which appeals primarily to 13-17 year old GIRLS (clearly evidenced), you think that is less gay than defending a man who created a successful company that covers sports and hot women? Being a jenna fan in no way equates to sex with a girl as you implied…it means that your interests are on par with that of an adolescent girl. You might want to rethink your logic on that one buddy…
Point number three: attacking somebody for a typo? really? there is a lot more to being intelligent than a lack of typos. the sentence structure of your rants leads me to believe you are borderline illiterate. i’m not asking for perfect english, but i wouldnt even be able to come up with that poor of a sentence if i tried.
And to preemptively stifle your argument that I am just another Portnoy “groupie”… I only read barstool nyc regularly, boston once in a while, and I started checking this site once in a blue moon after jenna posted that video of herself in all the bathing suits…because yes she is fucking hot, but it was the ONLY piece of content on this otherwise useless blog that would appeal to a real man.
And a response to all the stupid opinions that this blog gave jenna a more “intimate” setting than FB and YT where all you get are generic responses…making money on blogs/videos/all things viral is nothing but a numbers game. The don’t give a damn about whether they are really connecting with people or pleasing their fans or any of that feel good bullshit…its about getting maximum views to generate more ad revenue and this site clearly wasn’t bringing in squat.
And while I may not be the biggest Prez fan in the world, to everyone who is hurling insults in his direction: I’d be very interested to hear your credentials and how you are in any position to call him a loser. My guess is that you are all a bunch of asshole nobody’s…
last!
i miss marbles, kermit & Jenna!
ab031888…Great argument. What are you doing up so late?
HEY EL PReZZY YOU SHOULD REDIRECT STOOLALA TO MEATSPIN.
JUS’ SAYIN’.
Hahaha ab031888 get prezzys circumcised cock out yo ass.
is this comment section real life right now? Jennas only good to look at. I’m betting OddsAgain is that gay guy that lives with Jenna
She has been working a new job for awhile now? Which corner would that be (for the next time I’m in Boston)?
Well I’ve learned one important thing reading the comments from all the cock rubbing Sporto’s who are pposting here……..there is simply no hope for the entire North East of the U.S.
I mean you fucking knuckle dragging dumb asses have taken the #1 postion away from the South for being the most ignorant, tunnel visioned, inbred rednecks in the Country.
And trust I could care less about Jenna……to bash a bunch of circle jerks like you closet fags is not a defense for Jenna. As far as I’m concerned her accent is just as ridiculous and dumb sounding as the rest of you “Park da caar in Havaaard yaaaard” fucks. HA! And yet all of you fuck heads keep replying and commenting and you defend Portnoy…….have you not seen his crappy office? His POS car? What is that a green mazda or some shit? I don’t even remember…….that may impress those of you who take buses…….but for some of us it’s more like a sad example of someone who’s affraid of actually engaging the World and making progress instead of still playing in the sand box at almost 40 with other boys…………and you fucks call ME gay! RIGHT! You Broke Back Sport-o’s all miss the ole’ showering together days………And again just because someone likes sports doesn’t mean they should hang pictures of men in their rooms……….OR USE OTHER MENS NAMES AS BLOG MONIKERS…………..THE FACT THAT YOU CAN’T SEE HOW GAY THIS SHIT IS – REALLY IS THE ONLY SHOCKING THING THAT’S GOING ON WITH THIS GAY ASS BARSTOOL INC.
Now the rest of you fucks go ahead and start commenting before Portnoy deletes this to save his reputation and hide the fact that this entire site is nothing more than a haven for closeeted gay men who love sports…….
here you girls should just use this as the new theme song for the sites:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
Odds…you’re entirely predictable and useless. You curse and rant and go on homophobic rants like a 15 yr old that just heard the words for the first time.
And if you ever give me a small fry when I clearly order my Big Mac medium size combo I’m going to crawl through the window!
Stoolala is history? Won’t affect my life one ibit. Having said that, Jenna was a butterface with an outstanding ass.
Odds ,your supposed to be doing spring clean-up at my house today. Oh ,and don’t forget to clean the gutters. Hurry the fuck up you spineless cunt!!! hahahahahaha
FUCKKK how is Jenna gone, this wedding’s horseshit
hahaha I just read most of the comments… all have to say is Odds, you mad? hahaha get em’
Looks like a non-Northeast resident with a questionable sexual preference caught a case of the tard…
If any of you actually found Jenna funny, then let me introduce you to this! http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sjtTyIA4eMI/R3u6L1vQDvI/AAAAAAAAC3M/eUMDhd4wM8Y/s400/petrock.jpg
either OddsAgain is a horrible troll or a standard white knight.
White Knights= Forever alone……..
Two suggestions:
1) Prez should definitely listen to the comments. GET KMARKO BACK IN NEW YORK!
2) And, porn would be a great career move for Jenna.
That’s right………..all you fucks want to touch my peepee. You all wish you were me – keep talking about me! HA! You fucking sheep! HA! Just pull the strings and the bitch puppets dance! HA! Fools one and all.
Thank fucking god this site is closing down. All pres was doing was paying a stupid bitch for making unfunny videos. Chicks are not funny. So dont try to be.
Oh and as a side note – CaulkKnobPolisher……….let’s be serious…….there is no way your fat ass could get out of your Escort let alone climb through a drive through window.
OddsAgain…..you will die alone
Let me make this clear, I rarely comment about anything on the web, but, in this case I feel that Jenna needs someone to stick up for her. Number 1: Pres, I don’t even know who you are, but I do know who Jenna is. That’s my first point. You are on your high horse, but the fact of the matter is that Jenna is more famous than you, and she actually has a presence. Number 2: I discovered Jenna on the Dirty, not on Bar Stool or whatever. Apparently you guys are rivals or some thing? I’ve been on your website and it literally sucks and is a waste of my time. Stoollala was actually a decent piece of work. Does Jenna need guidance in blogging? Sure, but she is only 24 years old and nobody starts out as a pro. With some tips and pointers, Jenna’s blog would definetely bring in more money. So instead of cutting her off, you should have given her some help in becoming a better blogger. Number 3: About everyone dissing Jenna, you are fools. Jenna has never starts shit with people. Obviously Prez was pushing her buttons, so she defended herself. And of course Prez had to have the last word. FINALLY, MY ADVICE TO ANYONE WITH BRAINS!!!: Bring Jenna back, give her a little better guidance on how to channel her creativity and stop being egotistic bastards. THANK YOU!
Jessica.. you realize that the main target for barstool sports isn’t females, correct? Half the posts are about smokeshows and sports.. no shit you don’t enjoy reading it. It’s “by the common man, for the common man”. No one is cutting Jenna off from blogging entirely. She can post as many videos of herself with her dogs on her head talking in weirdass voices as she wants.. just not here.
Why do people get so worked up about the stupidest shit? It’s stoollala for god’s sake… it’s not like prez took away christmas
Ya but his people did kill Jesus
Jessica – Jenna is an unfunny c*nt that only get a website cause prez liked to look at her. Jenna needs to stick what she is good at and thats taking dick to the face not trying to be funny. She made one good video, congrats Jenna! Now turn this way so I dropped a batch of kids of your face.
I actually read all this comments beacuse hey… This is a big FUCKING DEAL. and i have to say Jaco13 got it DEAD FUCKING RIGHT. So much so that Im actually reposting his comment in its entirety. wish i knew how to link it so he knew i reposted it but idk if that even exists.
PS. dnt get me wrong prez, i am a loyal stoolie. but lately i feel like the emperor has lost his groove with some of these decisions. Reinstate stoolala, or take batter care of ur own blog. but stop pouring resources into shitty shitty barstoolu and linking everything to ur other blogs. Jenna was doing her own thing, just under the barstool banner, and i thought that was worthwhile. When I noticed prez has been lazy and not posted anything, id zip over to see whats up with Jenna, but NOOOOOO!!!! You had to go and fire her.
jaco13 says:
April 6, 2011 at 12:36 pm
El Pres your a moron. “Costing you money” Please prove that this blog costs more than 100 dollars in server security which your already paying for anyway, domain name 12.99 a year or web hosting at what like 7.99 a month?
I don’t know your actual traffic number but stool la la has the same exact alexa as barstoolu which is national and stool la la is more local. So tell me hows yours barsotolu baby doing because it sucks and i never go.
I read stool la la on the weekend because your lazy ass can’t make 1 post on the weekend. Your a blogger and have the posting hours of a corporate business. (Please insert awful 4 minute video taking you into the weekend here so i can go hang out with my butch wife)
PPS- essentially what happened is that Jenna proverbially questioned the size of ur dick (ie your internet influence) and you couldnt handle it (which is ur own way of admitting u know shes right) so u had to act like a spoiled little bitch about it.
IMPEACH EL PRES FOR HIGH CRIMES AND BULLSHITTERY!
Let’s be serious, Prezzy. You’re kind of a big deal and you started barstoolsports and it was fucking awesome. And Jenna started blogging and that was fucking awesome. A little piece of my girly heart died a little when Stoollala got the boot. That being said, as a chick, barstoolsports is sucking when it comes to bringing the entertainment factor that’s where Jenna won. Maybe give her a blog once in awhile on bss? You’re gonna lose your female fans and then all you’ve got are dudes just looking at your posts and not understanding the sexpot that you are. is that a good idea? Pick your battles, EP.
P.S. As long as your shutting shit down, taking names and kicking asses you might want to reconsider the garbage that is barstoolU…just sayin.
Odds, you are the ultimate spineless cunt. when I find you ,and I will, I will film the gruesome beating you get so everyone can go to your beloved you tube and watch you cry like bitch and bleed like a stuck pig. You cock gobbling cum loving sperm burping cellar dwelling troll. Oh and this site sucked from day 1.
Oh no
I love barstool but this is where I got my girly fix
am i the only girl that doesn’t give a shit that stoolala was gone? i kinda stopped coming here once she stopped doing smokebro’s of the day… why would anyone take away smokebro of the day!!
*is gone
Hey Pres, I’m from Argentina and let me tell you a few things, the only reason why I’m crying is because of the stupid people (use yourself as an example) that inhabit this earth.
How come that some of you comment saying this type of things ?:
“harry3ballsonya says:
April 6, 2011 at 1:05 pm
thank god shes gone!!!!!!!! her blogs were getting terrible and if i have to hear that stupid voice that she uses when she talks about her dogs just to waste time “mmmmmmmmmmmmm marbles” im gonna loose it!! the stupid magic video was the last straw for me and i truly believe it is the worst and most desperate video of all time. im just not buying what shes selling
sorry jenna your shit stinks!
p.s. ill take a lap dance from you tho”
MOTHERFUCKER ! you know details about her videos, like how she talks to her dogs and you definitely check the blog daily, I mean you have to read the previous entry to understand this one and so many other examples I won’t waste my time poiting that show how pathetic you are. JERK.
Guys, any of us will die if Jenna stops blogging, we all know that, but PLEASE, stop making a fool out of yourselves and if you don’t give a shit about her well don’t show exactly the opposite thing.
@ImpartialObserver
Once again… he had to pay Jenna too.
I have never understood people who consistently hang out on blog sites…read posts yet trash them. I’m guessing it’s some sort of insecurity they are acting out in real life by disliking something and wanting validation by posting it for the world to see. The ultimate “My Penis is Small But I Want To Talk About How You’re a Whore”.
I find it very interesting that El Prez felt the need to speak on your behalf and inform the masses about your intentions… thoughts, opinions, lifestyle choices. I’d be kind of pissed if some one came along and told the world why I was being the way I’m being. I think I’d like a say in the matter. Essentially, El Pres’ post really illuminates who he is: a poor journalist. In reality, when you spend your life writing, that’s the worst thing to be dubbed…. but in his case, totally true. No one who is a good writer puts up a post degrading another in the form he did.
Turtle Calls or no… you deserve to be heard, and having a man put you down is all the more reason to make it happen.
Hey Lolagerfeld, Don’t cry for me Argentina.
Dumb move, Pres. You have the sensibilities of Archie Bunker.
Jesus, this place is a fucking zoo. I am upset that lala land is done, yes… but come on people. Ultimately it was Prez’s decision since he owns this shit, and though I don’t really agree with the maturity level of his decision, I had no say in the matter. Maybe get a chick blogger who knows about sports, and let her influence the stool a bit and maybe then i will stick around… until then, hey it’s been fun. See some of you on the ustream on friday?
“drunk says:
April 7, 2011 at 2:51 pm
Odds, you are the ultimate spineless cunt. when I find you ,and I will, I will film the gruesome beating you get so everyone can go to your beloved you tube and watch you cry like bitch and bleed like a stuck pig. You cock gobbling cum loving sperm burping cellar dwelling troll. Oh and this site sucked from day 1.”
Oh drunk i wish you had the brains or funds to even get close to finding me. Trust me son I would love nothing better than being able to slam a full clip of .45ACP rounds through your twiching body when you come even within 50 yards of me. You talk a bunch of shit like a HS drop out, drunk inbred fuck who’s won a few drunken bar fights (probably from sucker punches)……I’m past that. You EVER walk up to me son and I won’t fight you. I will simply kill you. You get that boy? Dead…….your blood ooozing down a gutter……..is that sinking into your paint sniffing head? Dead…..pieces of your brain on the street……….Better wake up fuck – I could show up at that bar down the street from your house and plug you there. Keep it up fuck.
(Legal Disclaimer - I hate violence but “I am in fear for my life” based on his threats so reacted in defense to deter any further violence by informing him of the possible and probable repercussions of his threats and my ability to defend myself within the guidlines of the law. Ah fuck this – you walk up on me and you die.)
Get a grip…all who are devestated by the demise of “Stoolala” are obviously absent of a life. For that matter, anyone who would be devestated by the demise of BarStool are also LOSERS. Time to get it together! Life doesn’t revolve around reading the lame and insecure blogging (90% re-posts) or amateurish videos of POS’s like Jenna or Prez.
Get out there and ACCOMPLISH something other than hanging on the every word of inconsequential losers. Get out of that lame $49,000 a year cubicle or basement of your equally-unaccomplished Mom. Lfe is LARGE -now go live it!!!
what is Lfe?
Is that a shelf unit from Ikea?
matt corbin says: “Lfe is LARGE -now go live it!!!”
HAHAHA Thanks for the inspirational speech matt foley, I really needed that to get me going.
April Fools?
k honestly WHAT THE FUCK? from what i’ve seen and heard and know from my own obsession with jenna’s videos and blogs she is the one who runs the show around barstool. you’re on a fucking power trip over something insignificant. clearly jenna has the stats to prove that she’s right and who the fuck cares anyway? give her back her blog because she’s legit and should take your fucking job you nobody. gtfo thanks motherfucker.
by the way i made this account just to comment on this issue. i’ve been following this blog for quite a while and never even checked out anything else by barstool cause i’m sure its a piece of shit compared to stoollala. i hope jenna becomes a big fucking deal while your only claim to fame will be being the asshat who kicked her off of an amazing blog because you’re too naive and fucking pigheaded to realize how much her influence has made an impact on barstool. hope you’re happy.
HAHAHAHAHA
“she is the one who runs the show around barstool”
HAHAHAHAHA
Females are the most ridiculous people on the planet.
This is absolute bull fucking shit!!!!!! Stoolala is the shit. Jenna does run that shit and i’m pretty sure people recognize barstool events just because of her. SO GO FUCK YOURSELF PREZ. You’re absolutely ridiculous and Jenna is more famous than your lame fat fucking ass!!!!!!! And this stiff above me is a little ignorant fuck hiding behind his computer. He has to say things like” females are the most ridiculous people on the planet” to make up for the fact that he has a tiny flaccid dick! News flash ass wipe it was a woman who carried you into this world and did 99% of the work to create you, you selfish cocksucker. You should just dig a hole, jump in it, and have someone push a rock over it because you are a waste of space and it is people like you who slow down progress. So you too can go fuck yourself you ignorant prick!
Hiding behind my computer? Bro, my name links to my Facebook page. Jenna knows who I am. BlackDude knows who I am. GeneralTzo knows who I am. Barstool made Jenna. She won the Barstool Best Bikini Contest a few years back and that’s how her Barstool career got started.
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/hot-gallery/congratulations-to-jenna-owner-of-the-presidente-light-best-bikini-body-in-new-england/
Anyone who thinks Jenna made Barstool is half-retard.
Well I dont give a shit who you are”Bro”. Btw i’m not a bro. Barstool might have made Jenna but she definitely attracted a lot of people and was/is a huge asset to Barstool. When people recognize her they associate her with Barstool’. She pulled in a good audience so whatever bro.
Dear “BostonGirl266″ (you probably live in Revere),
“betheljohnsonshands” just PWNED you! Now let me give you a little lesson on :
the internet
blogging
marketing
and life
Prez made Jenna not the other way around. Secondly, if Jenna “”attracted a lot of people” or “pulled in a good audience”, Stoollala would still exist. It’s all about traffic and add revenue – Jenna produced neither.
Jenna has a great body – that’s it. But I’m sure that that’s a lot more than anyone would say about you. Now go have a honey dip and STFU about subjects you are ill-equipped to discuss.
“Half-Retard”…hahahahaha.
Um ok I’m not ill-equipped one. And two you’re clearly wrong and terrible at judging people because I’m not from Revere but good job you’re so smart. And Barstool may have made her but she did add to Barstool so don’t talk from now on.
And third. How would you know what I look? You were dead wrong about where I’m from and you’re dead wrong about what I look like. Jenna is absolutely gorgeous and yeah i’m defending her. But how are you going to say that I’m unattractive when you have never seen me? I was walking down the street with barely any make up on and was asked to model and I’m pretty sure I don’t sit on my ass. I’m an athlete and in great shape so take a hike buddy.
Then stop hiding behind your computer, bro.
Damn. Why are guys so in love with themselves? Seriously. Give the girl some credit. Prez didn’t make Jenna. Jenna made herself. Admittedly, she started to remind me of “Abbey” towards the end here and I kind of lost interest for a long while, but she’s a legit chick and y’all know it. Can’t say I’d get excited about writing to a bunch of ass holes everyday so I can’t blame her. Barstool is a place for a bunch of guys who aren’t talented enough to play give-a-damn league sports and who can’t get laid by anything besides the average girl at the bar when she’s got a good pair of Bud heavy goggles on. You know the type… They come over to you and think they’ve got a legitimate chance, but they fail to recognize the difference between the shit they take and the shit that comes out of their mouths. They end up leaving (if they’re lucky) with “Tuna Tina” or the drunkest, fattest, or trashiest girl in the bar. They’re reminiscent of “Uncle Rico” from ND. Everything they’re interested in has shape. Tits, asses, and balls all of which are bigger than their own. Keep on with the modeling Marbles. Guys like these? They paid your paycheck! You burned these motherfuckers with a slow burn and they paid for it with their attention and in Prezzy’s case, his $20 domain fee. Do big things, Marbles.
BostonGirl266: Really? Why defend yourself to this guy? Have you seen his fb picture? End of story. Idk though, maybe I’m being a bitch and he has a great personality, right? Time for the bitches to the boys: “Suck it.”
Um, Prez gave Jenna a shot to get seen.
If the Patriots never drafted Tom Brady no one would know who the fuck he is. The Patriots gave Tom Brady a chance to make a name for himself, which he did.
Same can be applied to Jenna. If El Pres didn’t start a huge blogging empire and hire Jenna, no one would know who she is.
But all you Jenna defenders are chicks, who don’t understand the world for one reason or another. I swear to God women lack common sense and logical thinking.
Without Barstool no one would know Jenna. It’s that simple. Did they both benefit from the arrangement? Of course, but barstool was there first and they were the ones that gave jenna a platform to grow.
MeetDarlingNikki, why you drinking Bud Heavys, sweety?
To everyone commenting on the completely rational business reasons for the site being pulled, I applaud you for not being imbeciles. Still, to those of you continually defending your sound opinions (which reflect mine as well), you do realize that you are most likely arguing with 12 year old girls (I’m looking at you BostonsGirl266 and OddsAgain) who haven’t graduated from middle school yet (let alone taken a business course or even remotely understand the value of money), right? Let us just be happy with our clearly superior intellects and life skills and move on. This site was an interesting experiment that became a joke with horrible content aimed at a demographic outside of the Stool empires core readers. Hopefully, the money that was being spent on Jenna can be put to better use improving upon the other sites and eventually expanding the empire. Anyways, I just noticed that site was killed today, read through all the comments, and posted my small, insignificant opinion. Now I will erase this site from my memory. To everyone else who has been posting over and over for days, the sites fucking dead. Let it slide into obscurity in peace.
P.S. To everyone commenting on Prez’s looks, grow the fuck up. At least he has to confidence to post the pictures on a widely read blog (and make fun of himself). Go link your username to a picture of yourself on “Hot or Not”…or just shut the fuck up.
6 days after Portnoys post and you just noticed…….also months after it was announced that he was shutting it down?………..ok so Tbone has shown us how sharp and quick he is with details. Oh and nice for you as a guy named “Tbone” to defend Portnoys looks…….how very very Broke Back of you. Good for you.
I don’t have an issue with the validity of the decision……who cares really. I just like bashing all the latent homosexuals on here wearing RedSox hats and Yankee thongs.
It’s been awhile, but is there a Graduation from Middle School? I remember HS, and College but not Middle School.
Maybe you’re confused with YOUR GED Ceremony. Again……good for you! You a GOOOD BOY!
And yes……the site is dead and yet you in your Infinate Wisdom and high class “Pinky up when drinking a Keystone” did manage to post a comment while you bashed others for posting comments on a deadsite 6 DAYS AFTER IT WAS KILLED!!! Ha! Shit man you do have huge balls for that crap considering you also have labia. Fucking vag. Now go suck a dick.
(oh and I wonder how long until you post a reply…….remember “Now I will erase this site from my memory.“…..bet you reply within a day or two HA!)
Nah, Bud heavies make girls fat. Not gonna lie though, after reading your posts I thought about it.
alright listen up u fucking halfwits..especially you OddsAgain, make sure u get your does of Adderall today to keep that ADHD in check u fucking pre-pubescent needledick.
1st off, plain and simple, Stoolala was a mistake from the get go. Women are not funny, they werent mean to be. Second, guys go to websites of chicks to see what the fuck their doing and to see pictures of them. So right off the bat u got an average looking chick NOT EVEN SHOWING ANY OF THE GOODS TRYING TO BE FUNNY!!!!! and that my friends is a recipe for disaster.
Check out Tori Blacks twitter page, now this twat has the right idea. She for certain knows that the reason shes got a million followers is cuz shes bending over taking pics of her snatch and cornhole for the world to see. This braindead idiot Jenna is up on her high horse making videos with those stupid mothafucking dogs trying to be funny. You heard it hear 1st, Jenna is so obsessed with being famous and when she realizes her looks arent gonna get anywhere shes gonna get hooked on meth and start doing porn. You betta believe it
Especially me? Why? I really couldn’t give a fuck about Stoollala at all. Chick never gave me a check or a suck so…. I mean sure if I need to pick sides I pick the vag with tits unlike you pillow biters who seem hell bent on defending something with a hairy ass and nuts……why is that?
Who fucking cares! This is the Barstool Empire not fucking Microsoft…….like the business decisions over at the HQ are those made with the same intensity of Chipotle or Starbucks? I mean these are the arguments that you want to make? Fuck Stool lala and anyone else who thinks they are doing something important. They’re not. I mean let’s compare:
Boston, New York, Philly et al…..VS penicilian, pasturaztion, splitting the atom…….um yeah I see what you ex-jock fuckers mean……they are all virtually the same and Portnoy is a mental giant! LOL! Fuck even he’s being ripped off by some ass selling Stool hats…..HA!
And did you really type “You heard it hear 1st“?? I mean is this the NEW SPEAK in Power Business Meetings? I must’ve missed that. You fucks are more interested in bashing a chick and defending some dude more than anything. Great! Go for it! I could care less about any of these fuckers. But I’m not like you - I don’t default to “MAN CRUSHES” as quickly as you gerbil assed homos do. But hey, you guys keep rubbing out baby batter to pictures of your ever sexy “El Prez”
p.s. nice work typing my name properly. regardless of what I typed you are a well mannered little cock sucker.
listen up here speedy, i hate El Prez probably more than ur father hates u. “You heard it hear 1st” that i guaranfuckingtee ur old man is now regretting that fateful day when he pumped a load into ur fat pig of a mother. U know and I know that was begging for a facial and he wouldve done the world a favor is pulled out and blasted one in her eye. Then OddsAgain wouldnt exist and his rants filled with exclamation points and swear words he learned a week ago wouldnt exist. Go back to playing Dunegons and Dragons and sticking M80′s upa bullfrogs ass u demented little freak. Im wasting my fucking time…
The only time you wasted was back in Grammar Class in Middle School…….how did you “Graduate” from Middle School?
Did you read that back be fore posting it? I mean it looks good for a Prison Love Letter but after touting your business acumen it sure shows what a retarded cock sucker you really are. I mean that is really weak.
But anyway – again good job with my name girlfriend “Then OddsAgain wouldnt exist and “. You are the most respectful cum swallower I’ve ever met.
Oh and how long until you respond to me regardless of this gem “Im wasting my fucking time…” HA!
Come on “Broke Back” say it the right way……..”I just can’t quit you!” You ignorant fucking dick rubber.
Oh by the way buttless leather chap guy………the only reason you hate Portnoy is because he’s just another guy who told you no when you asked to touch his peepee.
Repulsive aubergine pig.
TBone82 is so impressive, the way he discusses his wisdom and knowledge of money (I mean you’re a nobody until you do a business course, right?)
I suggest he reads into Psychoanalysis and perhaps he will discover that ‘money is shit’.
Actually……….
This blog sucked from the start. It blows my mind that some of you came here to read Jenna’s words about anything. She’s not funny and writes like a cast member of “Jersey Shore”. Put it this way, if you find Jenna and her words “funny”, “entertaining” or “witty”, then you’re probably a pretty stupid person in real life, and I feel pity for you.
Even her one hit wonder viral video (which wasn’t awful) pretty much cemented the fact that she’ll never get a real job or be looked at with any respect aside from people who, somehow, do find her videos entertaining. Put it this way, she’s never going to work in an office one day. And you might say “well maybe she doesn’t want to do that” which is fine, but then she better not complain about not having money, which she has done in the past.
I visited this blog once a week for one reason only: hoping to see Jenna post some vids where she shows her body. When I realized that (for the time being) she wasn’t going to show skin on Youtube, I quickly stopped caring. It was only a matter of time before this blog eventually came to an end. If Jenna thinks she’s going to be able to make a living in any way shape or form at this point without showing some skin on Youtube, she is going to come to a sad reality sooner vs. later. What’s worse, her hotness has really faded since proving on video that her tits are essentially all an allusion and she has a flat ass. Jenna, if you read this, stick to your “modeling” and marry a guy with money someday, because there is no way you are making a living any other way in the future. Period.
It’s strange but when I tried to go to http://www.sbh3000.com to read what was sure to be the best blog/writting since the Old Testement, I was surprised that it didn’t pull up. Oh well, someday we’ll all be blessed with the miracle writtings!
I mean the depth of such a profound Literary Giant and Critic who spins tales of checking back weekly to hopefully one day see just a little more skin from some Internet Chick is the guy I want to write childrens books that I can one day read to my future children…….
Your reply makes no sense. I said nothing about having or writing my own blog. Funny how your comeback is so random and pointless.
I’m right. This blog sucked and was doomed to begin with. The truth is I thought Jenna was pretty sexy in her photos back in the day. But this blog and her videos made her totally gross in my eyes and exposed what a fake she really is physically (pushed up boobs, no ass, awful face sans makeup, talks like an idiot, is gross in general).
The reply makes no sense and is random and pointless? Wow! You are a deep motherfucker huh? Yeah my post was about as sensible and pointed as some random douche who bashes other peoples writings and blogs when they don’t do it themselves. Get back in that armchair you Monday morning QB.
I also clicked on http://www.sbh3000.com to view the Modeling Photo Album of the “bestest sexiest person of all time”, but yet again no luck……..
You sure seem to have a lot of opinions about stuff but don’t seem to have any credible experiences to be such a whiney sad bitch. Post your pictures if you’re so awesome. Until then just shut the fuck up and get back to crawling truck stops for single toothed ass.
Right, my words are completely irrelevant because I don’t blog. Great comeback loser.
I have a right to my opinion just like anyone else. I don’t need to have a blog to make my points valid. That logic of yours is hilariously stupid. So are your empty insults aimed at me.
A quick scroll up these comments shows you spend a lot of time defending Jenna and this site. Now you can take your efforts to her awful Youtube videos.
Portnoy was smart to end this site. It had zero potential to begin with. Most people don’t want to read Jenna’s words, they want to see her body. That’s the truth. And even that is suspect now given what a fraud her physical appearance really is.
Anyways I’m done commenting here for good. The site is done anyways. I’m off to crawling truck stops for single toothed ass. Have fun with your pathetic defending of Jenna.
I only defend her when she’s being bashed by a bunch of gay fucks who blindly defend Portnoy. I could care less about this site or Jenna. I just like pissing off all you queens who would climb over each other to scrub Portnoys back in a nice bubble bath.
You’ll post another reply on here – you ain’t done girlfriend! Bitches like you can never resist arguing with straight guys – it helps you feel better about yourself. Coming to terms with your life choices can be difficult. I’m sure it’s hard to get cum out of your goatee and how insecure that makes you feel, but you chose your path now deal with it.
So go ahead……..reply……..you know you want to.
So you claim you could care less about this site or Jenna? Is that why you have 20+ comments on a single (dead) blog post? Wow.
Of the many things you desperately need, I would say the first is a real life, and the second an actual GF.
* first & last comment ever posted on Stoollala
PS Jenna you’re hot
And yet people keep coming on here and trying so hard to talk to me. What does it say about a douche who comes on here and debates with me while counting my posts, reading the content of my posts, and EVEN comes up with a new WordPress name that mentions my name?! And you bash me for posting on a dead site – but you’re posting on a dead site about how it’s dumb for others to post on a dead site?!?!??! I mean really? Again how sad am I compared to your smitten ass? OAisGAY? Really? Fucking genius – who’s the REAL fool? HA!
Seriously – getting you fags to reply to me is as easy as getting a blow job outside of a Weight Watchers weigh in while holding a bag of donuts.
Odds, the last sentence of this ^ last post made me lol. Thank you for giving me a good laugh. Now back to studying for my exam tomorrow.
I doubt anyone will get far enough down in this long list of comments to read this one, but i had to say my piece. jenna seems like a wicked girl, and i understand the point she was trying to make with that post.. what i dont understand is WHY that point needed to be made? and made to the fans of the blog, basically asking for a hate war on the prez, rather than just making her point to him, himself. The entire motivation behind that post seems petty and spiteful. Prez perhaps didn’t follow the most desired form of action either, but he left the post up and obviously isn’t hiding anything. I don’t get why he is being ripped apart. I’m not what anyone would consider a “huge fan” of either site, so this is my wholly unbiased view of the situation. Anyways, resume…
viva la jenna, not stool
Thought she was just saying that she appreciated her fans and even after this closed down she would still be doing stuff for them? That she didnt credit EVERYTHING to barstool (yet she did credit a lot to prez and the barstool empire so idk why he got his panties all in a bunch). But, she stuck to her word and his still making kickass shit and blogging @ http://www.jennamarblesblog.com when she has time. And for the record, found her video on youtube, didnt know Barstool even existed.
Stoollala is a great idea but Jenna was not doing it right. We need to bring back fuck/marry/kill and sports news, not just UStream. I’ll write Stoolala!
Too bad, now I can write this again without getting shitblasted for no reason.
Visit my blog!
http://realgirlsdontpoop.blogspot.com/
FYI “Prez” (what are you President of? A website? Well aren’t you cool). I didn’t even know what what Barstool Sports was until someone sent me Jenna’s video via Facebook and I got curious about what the site was that she mentioned. And I lived in Providence up until December. You definitely have no right to take credit for any of her fame. Jenna’s post was well written. If my boss had told me something I made out of my own creativity was all attributed to him I would have done the same thing as her, except probably not as politely. She didn’t slander you or “trash you” in any way. By coming on here and making this post, you just make yourself look an immature idiot and make more people feel sympathy for Jenna. Also, posting a screenshot of a Youtube video with an “as seen on” link doesn’t mean people found the video from your website. It just means you made you link all of her own creations back to your site.
I love you jenna
Amoney says:
April 26, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Too bad, now I can write this again without getting shitblasted for no reason.
Visit my blog!
http://realgirlsdontpoop.blogspot.com/
WE ALWAYS SHIT BLASTED YOU FOR VERY REAL REASONS. YOUR DOG SHIT BLOG IS ONE OF THE WORST PIECES OF SHIT EVER! DID YOU GET THAT? EVERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
I MEAN SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! YOU HAVE LIKE 20 FOLLOWERS AND BLOG ABOUT THE STUPIDIST SHIT EVER. YOUR TRIP TO SOME SHIT HOLE OVERSEAS WAS SO MIND NUMBING IT’S DISGUSTING.
AND YES I READ IT – NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE A GRIPPING WRITTER BUT TO CONFIRM WHAT WE ALL KNEW MONTHS AGO – THAT YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID.
THE FUNNY THING IS PEOPLE BASH JENNA ON HERE AND THAT’S TOTALLY COOL – BUT ATLEAST SHE SHOWED US HER CLEVAGE AND CLIPS OF HER DANCING IN BIKINIS……..YOUR DUMB ASS BLOGS ABOUT FUCKING TUPPERWARE AND SHIT AND DON’T SHOW US NO FUCKING SKIN – AND WHEN YOU DO WE HAVE TO WATCH SOME CRAZED MENSTRUAL PSYCO BITCH WHINE ABOUT BEING A NANNY AND SHIT? SHUT UP AND SHOW US A CLIP OF YOU FINGER BANGING YOURSELF.
YOUR BLOG IS NAMED “Real Girls Don’t Poop”………ATLEAST YOU’VE PROVEN ONE THING:
“Real Girls Blog Like Poop”.
N
You should be scrap booking, changing diapers, sponge painting your entry way, making candles, consolidating soap and not blogging you fucking moron.
Now shut the fuck up and fuck off you future stretched vagina/baby maker.
BUT ATLEAST SHE SHOWED US HER CLEVAGE AND CLIPS OF HER DANCING IN BIKINIS
agreed! we miss you jenna
Righto, then. It appears yours truly will be taking over this website sometime early next week. Until then, to help placate your collectively infantile psyches, I will simply share information that is fascinating-yet-poignant on this message board.
What better first post than one regarding the First Couple of the Universe, Prince William and Princess Kate? Indeed, their top secret honeymoon destination may have been unearthed: Seychelles, an island chain in the Indian Ocean. Thoughts?
Seychelles is actually the least populous of African nations with approximately 85,000 denizens. Makes a kippery of sense when one pauses with though: the Prince and Princess need their privacy if they’re procreation is to result in the future Heir to the Throne of England.
Link to the Shakespeare group in New Zealand many of you were clamoring for: http://shakespeare.enspiral.info/
Seychelles..bonefish paradise. fact
prez did you take the dyson or the box fan to the martin?
Congrats hooked up! Whilst I deleted several other comments, both positive, negative, and indifferent, yours stood as the Comment of the Day due to your bringing information to the table. Indeed, Seychelles is bonefish paradise and, for Prince William, it will also be bone-the-bird paradise if you catch my drift. Guffawing!
last..just sayin
BOOM ROASTED!
second to the last ya herd?!
Boom…….fuck you.
^ weird bird
Sunday, May 22nd will mark the British Royal Navy’s last day of any type in Iraq. Here here for a task well done, chaps!
then it is time to stand and take up arms! much tea will be thrown into boston’s harbor.
just sayin..
“^weird bird“?!?!?!? Really? What are you like a throw back Hermans Hermits groupie?! Do you know all the words to “Ferry Cross the Mersey“? Do you have like a Austin Powers Poster over your bed?
Unless you’re actually wearing a monocle and an ascott at this very moment then suck a dick you wanna be immigrant fuck.
weird bird = is a stoolie term..prez had met with a potential advertizer/prospect in NY a approx year ago and he was writing an email to the Ny stool guys and he described the person as weird bird and then mistakenly sent it to the advertizer/prospect. it was a funny blog.. prez did you close the weird bird?
^ do you know the private investigator story?
New Master Plan + bigger, better, bolder LaLa…just sayin
prez = weird bird
prez > weird bird .. are you a little light in the peso wallet?
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Jenna is no jewel, honestly. Actually, rather disgusting. She reminds me of the character “Carla” whom Rhea Perlman plays on Cheers.