This Little Girl Doesn’t Want To Marry You Until She Has A Job
You fuckin tell em sister!! My god is this a video of me circa 1991? Look pal, stop chasing me. If I don’t marry you, I don’t care, I’ll marry some other guy. You are not all that and a bag of chips. What about me? What about what I want? I want a job first okay? You hear me? All that matters to me is that I do something special… then I’ll marry you. Get the fuck out of my way while I make videos and crush the internet with the iSight on my MacBook. Later on after I have a job, maybe we can get married, but I’m adamant about this. No fucking marriage right now.
For real though I’m not getting married until I’m like 33 so don’t even ask, just FYI. Everyone get the fuck off my ring finger I’m trying to do some special shit here.
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Max doesnt want to marry you? Does he even have a job? 33 jeezh, i feel almost bad for you
You want a job? Cook my meals, have my children, keep the house clean. There’s your damn job.
I’d like that a lot more if it wasn’t painfully obvious that her whore-of-a Jezeble-writer-mother coached her through the entire thing.
1. LOL @ what ben said.
2. No one should get married til they’ve done some shit that makes them question their own personal morals and they’ve had a few STD scares.
Honestly I’d get married rightfuckingnow if the dude(or chick) had shit-tons of money, decent face, and a large penis(bewbs).
Hi, my name is Amber Lamps and I dig gold for a living.
Bitch cunt-in-training
amberlamps you can marry the guy who is going to make a story that will “tople star wars, harry potter, etc investment” since obviously he’s pretty confident he’s going to be a mutlimillionaire.
Amber, I make 165k a year, I’m told I’m good looking and I have a decent sized penis. I’m not looking to get married, but I would be interested in banging. let me know
Amber, I hope you’re filthy in bed if you’re already tapping out from the “independent woman” game
^ what’s up, sugardaddy?
Barefoot and pregnant by 24. BOOK IT!
jackII says:
February 22, 2011 at 12:15 pm
Amber, I make 165k a year, I’m told I’m good looking and I have a decent sized penis. I’m not looking to get
What are the odds that ANY of this is true?
About the same as me lucking out and marrying a rich fool.
100% true
jackII , post your W -2 , white out your info, prove us all wrong
dont know many people that make 165k a year, posting comments on LALA land
How do I post that?
do you have twitter? take a twitpic and you can send the link to everyone here in the comment section , or you cna use photobucket , that is the easier way son
who knew there were so many dudes out there begging to get married
hahaha love these pissing matches you mother fuckers get into……. its the stoollala comment section not the lounge at the Ritz-Carlton
Seriously. Why would I want to let someone else besides the IRS have legal access to my money.
Also, I’m surprised no one has made a pedophile joke about the girl in the video.
Scat i was going to make a joke, but didnt want the FBI showing up to my place of employment looking to arrest me on child porn or something
Jenna will you marry me?
I’d like to wear her… shirt. Her shirt. I want to wear it.
i got you scat…………..
we’ll see what she’s saying after i roll up floating on a rainbow like prince valiant on my unicorn steed with satchels of gold bullion.. and by that i mean an unshaven booze hound in a dora the exploer costume sputtering up in an unclean white lebaron offering unlimited fruit stripe gum.
is there an application I can download to defile Amberlamps?
damn amberlamps, you have a lot of fans, we should start up a site, howtogetinsideAmberlamps.com
…..hmm I see I haven’t missed out on much. Amber’s whoring herself out again, an other dude trying to prove the size of their social dick of wealth and that’s about it I think?
Nah, knobby hates me.
<3
make no mistake, I am no fan. I have read she’s attractive and clearly a subscriber to the “everyone has a price” concept.
fan and stalker mean the same thing to be bro, so there you go
amber show me your tits, and oh yeah Jenna you too
BD, have you not been attempting to climb Jenna’s version of Everest for months?
Thanks I Got Nothin, I feel like the balance has been restored. I mean who doesn’t like a good pedophile joke.
BD, feds definitely would have come knocking.
knobcaulk , i think my name gives away a lot, not sure why you even bothered to ask that question
do you make a 165k, like the guy above?
Ah, I’m nothing to write home about, knobby. The things I say on here shouldn’t be taken entirely seriously. I’m just a bored girl, trying to kill time at work.
BD- I was merely pointing out your futility, not looking to clarify.
no worries Amber, I don’t go through trash cans.
knobcaulk
Got it, go fuck yourself, is that clear enough?
the always powerful “go fuck yourself,” the battle cry of the failed
Trash cans are disgusting, good thing you don’t mess with ‘em.
/defeated. I’ll change my name so you no longer have to see it and be annoyed.
xoxo
what battle? this is a blog, why so serious?
Hey Ambs…….I steal copper off of peoples air conditioning units and sell it for cash. I have a very small penis that turns drastically to the right (bad car door accident) so now when I get hard I fuck in circles……I’m a severly burned individual – there was a smelting accident that blew up in my face. I scare children i’m so hideous. I have an uncontrollable stutter and sweat issue that leads to inevitable body odor problems. I am however very over weight so I do have big boobs……
How you doin’?!
Jenna when do you turn 33?