Daily Mail- If Katy Perry was wanting all eyes to be on her new perfume bottle at her fragrance launch today, she chose the wrong dress. The 26-year-old singer poured herself into the incredibly low-cut frock for a party to celebrate the release of Purr by Katy Perry in Mexico City. There was only a thin piece of sheer mesh holding the plunging neckline together, giving onlookers an eyeful of her cleavage. The purple shade matched the colour theme of her latest business venture and the dress was emblazoned with sparkly diamantes.

Wait wait wait, was that little strip of panty hose supposed fool us?  I mean don’t get me wrong, I don’t have a problem with it, those are some epic sweater puppies and all, but with all the duct tape and boustiers in Hollywood that’s the best solution they could come up with to contain those things?  Some flesh color panty hose?  I mean why even bother.  Either let your milk jugs be free in that thing and whatever happens happens, or pick a new dress.  As far as I can tell it only needed to fall under the category of “purple” so that leaves you with a number of options.  This is like some ghetto hood rich red carpet shit right here.  I’m surprised she didn’t just go balls deep and throw a Cami Secret under it and top her head off with a Bumpit and some Jessica Simpson Hairdo extensions.  Clean this shit up.